Piggy Back Guffing

When another does an audible guff (fart) and you decide to drop a silent one on the back of theirs and blame them for the offensive odour

Mark: "parrrrrp" Whoops, sorry, couldn't hold it in any longer
Baz: "Pfffst" ... OMG Mark, that smells gross, you got dead rats up your bum
Mark: You sure you're not Piggy Back Guffing again as mine don't smell that bad

by Fatcatkim November 3, 2011

gluffin

1. the act of meddling in free-trade.
2. Monopolizing the Toilet Paper industry.
3. a person whom has never lived in a green house

1: You are hereby under arrest for gluffining
2: Yo man, I'm totally gluffin'!
3: I have something to tell you... I'm not too proud but... I'm a gluffin...

by Jeff June 30, 2006

guffing

Lip syncing with a song on a web video

That kid guffing the Cardigans is such a homo.

by Christopher1065 January 3, 2009

Gulfing

The act of taking your Gulf out to perform "extracurricular activities." Usually done in conjuction with having an observer to cover your 6.

Hey Timmy, I'm headed to the office to do some Gulfing. If the boss asks where I'm at, I'm in the shitter! Just make sure you sniff my fingers after I get back...nootch!

by Seawall December 10, 2010

Guffing

The act of queefing in one's face

Guffing is my new secret move in the bedroom

I got totally guffed last night - so unexpected!

To spice things up in the bedroom, I'm gonna guf him tonight

by Broazvd August 2, 2024

guffing

Guffing is when you cuck your grandpa by interacting in sexual intercourse with your grandma right in front of him

I’m gonna guff you. I was guffing my best friends grandpa.

by Snailgiver12 January 9, 2025

Guffing

Loving to receive dick pics

My friend, Aiden, was totally guffing last night

by Cock Wrangler 1984 January 31, 2026