THE INCREDIBLE GUFF

"The Incredible Guff" is the name given to all farts that fulfull the following criteria:

A. they are huge
B. they are dangerous
C. they can go through walls
D. they are angry
E. everyone knows one is in the room

At the ASDA checkout people begin to disperse in disgust.
<whispered> "It's THE INCREDIBLE GUFF!"

by Mister Otter July 17, 2007

guff monkey

one who frequently farts

You stink, you filthy little guff monkey

by pantsonhead December 23, 2002

gaffe machine

Being prone to public blunders, an unfortunate self-description by Joe Biden

I am a gaffe machine, but at least I am not like Homelander...

by Hank Moody 57 September 26, 2020

GUFFY

Original creator of nukezone, spends too much time with strange Canadians

ffs, wtf is guffy doing?

by ethiaa October 13, 2003

Guff muffin

Farting on a muffin and then making someone eat it.

Shop owner: that customer is a right asshole, I’m going to give him a guff muffin.

Customer: oh good it’s freshly baked, still warm.

by HH05 January 15, 2021

guff

giving someone problems
aka beef, shananigans,sass,shit

Dont you give me no guff slut or i'll slap yo eye straight

by DayDay December 17, 2003

Guff-Up

When a situation or event is made into a big mistake, often resulting in serious consequences and could be considered a disaster.

He guffed up the server and lost all the users data, this is what you would call a Guff-Up

by J Dalley-Nee May 25, 2010