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guano

1. Avian fecal matter. In the 18th and 19th centuries, the North American Guano Company would send ships to south-Pacific islands to harvest the guan, which was used as fertilizer. (seriously!)

2. Bad news or something unpleasant and unflattering.
1. We used to have to import our <i>guano</i> from Mocronesia, but today we produce so much bullshit in Washington, that we no longer need the bird shit!

2. Wendy really dumped a load of <i>guano</i> on me when she said we were breaking up!
by Malcolm X-crement November 16, 2003
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Handsome Guapo

The term used to describe someone, male or female, who possesses such confidence, charm, savior-faire and good looks they must be revered in two languages.
Zach is handsome guapo. Ladies love him, girls adore him, I mean even the ones who never saw him. He is so radiant it takes two languages to accurately describe him.
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Guaro

1. In Costa Rica, a sugar cane liquor branded under the name Cacique. Used for shots, mixed drinks, and even cooking.

2. In Costa Rica and Colombia, a generic name for any and all booze. Note however that guaro is a particular liquor as described above. Similar to the usage of the word "coke" for all softdrinks in the midwestern US.

3. In Colombia, aguardiente is a more processed and flavored guaro.
Anoche dormí en el suelo, dormí en el suelo teniendo cama, por culpa de ese maldito, de ese maldito guaro de caña
by uavengineer May 14, 2007
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El Guapo

1. The nemesis to the three amigos, in The Three Amigos movie starring Martin Short. He throws a pinata party in Mexico and eventually gets his plans foiled.

2. The Mexican equivalent to John Stamos.
I believe everyone has their own El Guapo.
by [JJ] September 29, 2005
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GAZONGAS

Origin of term GAZONGAS

Old English: tʃʌmbəˈwɒmbə, from Latin: nugas pueri; akin to Welsh: twmplenni diafol yn, Swedish: pappas gård med mjölkdjur, Russian: сиськи; титьки; буфера

First Known Use: Predates Etymology
A Blessing from the Old Norse:
"Mai Twmplenni y Diafol am byth fod yn eich wyneb, rhoi eich ffortiwn da a bol llawn."

TRANSLATION: "May those GAZONGAS always stand plump & true and fill you with the Milk of Human Kindness."
by The Baron Bish October 8, 2013
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guapoly

see guap.
Play money. More money than your average rapper. "I gets dat guapoly"-Ludacris pronunciation: gwop-o-lay
Bill Gates gets way more guapoly than that punk bitch George Bush.
by Lunch Box a.ka. Heavy Sets November 10, 2007
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