guacamole twat

A female who has done something undesireable.

You guacamole twat bitch, I cannot belive you gave him a hot carl before we kissed.

by black jesus May 2, 2003

Lung Guacamole

The thick green phlegmy batter like loogi snot wad, you hack up when you have a respatorie infection.

After pulling a bong rip, I hacked up some "Lung Guacamole". Dip tortilla chips at your own will, if you happen to get the munchies.

by Jacen Ynot March 5, 2020

omar guacamole

A mentally-impaired cancer patient who's also a high-school activist and advocate for gun control.

Friend: Did you hear about that bald chick who wants to ban guns in the US?
Me: OMG she's such an omar guacamole

by SilencerXI December 14, 2018

Beelzebub’s guacamole

A slang for the drug marijuana

Yo dude pass the beelzebub’s guacamole I need a smoke

by Dongflop July 31, 2018

Ohio Guacamole

The act of vomiting inside the vagina during sexual intercourse and then proceeding to ejaculate.

Thomas: "Yo,i saw you with Monika, did you sleep with her last night?
Jacob: "Bro i gave her some Ohio Guacamole"
Thomas: "bro..."

by Mr. Meme Dream Supreme September 24, 2019

Nigga-Guacamole

When you want to end a discussion or argument

Guy 1: "man, i dont support gay people"

Guy 2: "not cool man"

Guy 1: "i dont care about your opinions"

Guy 2: "urrgh, Nigga-Guacamole"

by A guy who likes pianpple March 7, 2019

Unholy Guacamole

Also known as “MOAD” (mother of all diapers), this is the putrid, muck-filled diaper common during a baby’s transition from liquids to solids, often resembling freshly made guacamole.

“How is little Noah? Still struggling with the new baby food?’ NOT WELL! Do we have a fingernail brush and some rubbing alcohol? I’ve got Unholy Guacamole under my fingernails.

by rongwayAZ June 24, 2023