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Gunching

The act of masturbating and eating your own ejaculate
"I saw this video of a monkey gunching yesterday"
"That's fucking disgusting"
by VacTro3 June 30, 2024
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Grolphing

Grolphing or “To Grolph” is the act of paying a homeless person for oral sex and then stealing the payment back after the oral has concluded.
Grolphing is when you pay money to have oral sex with a homeless man and then stealing the money back!
by lil hursh September 17, 2024
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Grinching

The smallpox got her grinching radioactive green
by dr sus December 21, 2024
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Gelching

The act of ejaculating onto someone’s glasses and then getting said person to lick it off
Alex: Man I totally gelching with her last night
Conor: That’s sick dude
by Keicircoober January 17, 2025
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Grinching

Grinching (verb)

To Grinch someone is to ḟ̴̧̧̗͍͉͔̹͎̻͓̇͊̃̒̄̈̓̉̌̈͝͝h ̨̯̲̝̳͓͎̭͖̌͊̄̔̽̓̂̋̇̋̀̕̚͜️ş̵̛̳̍̃̏͆̏̂̎͌͘͝͝͝͝i̵̢̢̡͚̩̞̥͕̜̻̫̩̐̈͘͜ŵ̵̨̢̳̞̤̝̖̠̘̩̞̘̭͍̘̐́̈͑̈́̐̂̔̽̓͋̂̔ͅo̶̯͎̱͐̇͋̅̃̈́͋̽̊̀̓͊̃́͋̓ŕ̶̛̰̱̈́̀́̑̿̾͛͂̈́͗̓̈́̒͘͝️b̶̖̤̋́̋̾̔͗̆͊̊̆́͑̌͆͊̈́t̵̏͛̃̍́̈̚͜͝v ̣̮͚̤͊̋̐͊͊̑̅̇̊̎̚͠t̵̏͛̃̍́̈̚͜͝v ̣̮͚̤͊̋̐͊͊̑̅̇̊̎̚͠ŕ̶̛̰̱̈́̀́̑̿̾͛͂̈́͗̓̈́̒͘͝️ if they touch and/or enter your bad room.
"this is my bad room. Don't touch my mop ory bucket or else I'll be grinching you. "
by NotPoseidonn March 13, 2025
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gunching

enagaging in the based activities of a zo clan
No gunching in the chat.
by gunchpoop May 16, 2025
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Grinching

When you ejaculate all over or inside a families Christmas presents, leading to an uncomfortable and ruined holiday.
I went Grinching yesterday, so now I am watching this house to see their reactions.
by The Grincher July 24, 2025
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