Gunching

The act of masturbating and eating your own ejaculate

"I saw this video of a monkey gunching yesterday"
"That's fucking disgusting"

by VacTro3 June 30, 2024

Grolphing

Grolphing or “To Grolph” is the act of paying a homeless person for oral sex and then stealing the payment back after the oral has concluded.

Grolphing is when you pay money to have oral sex with a homeless man and then stealing the money back!

by lil hursh September 17, 2024

Grinching

Green phlegm

The smallpox got her grinching radioactive green

by dr sus December 21, 2024

Gelching

The act of ejaculating onto someone’s glasses and then getting said person to lick it off

Alex: Man I totally gelching with her last night
Conor: That’s sick dude

by Keicircoober January 17, 2025

Grinching

Grinching (verb)

To Grinch someone is to ḟ̴̧̧̗͍͉͔̹͎̻͓̇͊̃̒̄̈̓̉̌̈͝͝h ̨̯̲̝̳͓͎̭͖̌͊̄̔̽̓̂̋̇̋̀̕̚͜️ş̵̛̳̍̃̏͆̏̂̎͌͘͝͝͝͝i̵̢̢̡͚̩̞̥͕̜̻̫̩̐̈͘͜ŵ̵̨̢̳̞̤̝̖̠̘̩̞̘̭͍̘̐́̈͑̈́̐̂̔̽̓͋̂̔ͅo̶̯͎̱͐̇͋̅̃̈́͋̽̊̀̓͊̃́͋̓ŕ̶̛̰̱̈́̀́̑̿̾͛͂̈́͗̓̈́̒͘͝️b̶̖̤̋́̋̾̔͗̆͊̊̆́͑̌͆͊̈́t̵̏͛̃̍́̈̚͜͝v ̣̮͚̤͊̋̐͊͊̑̅̇̊̎̚͠t̵̏͛̃̍́̈̚͜͝v ̣̮͚̤͊̋̐͊͊̑̅̇̊̎̚͠ŕ̶̛̰̱̈́̀́̑̿̾͛͂̈́͗̓̈́̒͘͝️ if they touch and/or enter your bad room.

"this is my bad room. Don't touch my mop ory bucket or else I'll be grinching you. "

by NotPoseidonn March 13, 2025

gunching

enagaging in the based activities of a zo clan

No gunching in the chat.

by gunchpoop May 16, 2025

Grinching

When you ejaculate all over or inside a families Christmas presents, leading to an uncomfortable and ruined holiday.

I went Grinching yesterday, so now I am watching this house to see their reactions.

by The Grincher July 24, 2025