grouching

Making beautiful, nasty, full eye-contact love in, around, or up against a dumpster, usually with a hooker from Craigslist and at your best friend's wedding.

Da'Ron returned to the ceremony with his date after grouching in the alleyway, disheveled, wearing only men's stars and stripes bikini underwear. "America, fuck yea" - garbage truck beeping could be heard in the distance.

by grouching4life September 2, 2019

Groundbag

When you don’t have a condom, but find a used one on the ground and reuse it

“This chick took me out back of the bar to do it. Didn’t have a condom so ended up having to groundbag it”

by Notoriousbagger January 6, 2023

badass grinding

1.) V. When someone gains significantly noticeable levels of badassness (see. take a level in badass) as if almost overnight or within a short period of time. Taken from modern gaming in the styles of herding or grinding to gain experience points to level up multiple levels. It's badass gain on overdrive. Quite simply put, it means when someone takes multiple levels in badassness.

1.) What happened to Bill over the summer? It's like he went from pussy geek to instant badass.

2.) Yeah, I hear he's joined a UFC gym, and has been doing some badass grinding ever since he got pantsed in front of the whole school late last year.

by The White Phantom September 22, 2013

Stump Grinding

When an amputee uses the remaining part of the affected appendage for sexual acts.

Ever since Jack lost his hand in that accident at the well, Jill’s been really into stump grinding.

by Plazmik May 9, 2019

floor grinding

when a woman lies on her stomach and pushes her pelvis on the floor and moves her legs side to side until she reaches an orgasm.

dude 1: damnnnn look at all those sexy ladies floor grinding
dude 2: I know, i’m jealous because they can have a clit orgasm without sex or masterbating

by Im that random kid June 28, 2019

Keep grinding

Work on something intensely. Perfecting the perfection practice day in and day out until infinity.

Nice work, keep grinding every day like today

by Nick luck January 30, 2023

Spook the Groundhog

The act of killing one's boner permanently by suggesting an unusual sexual act or portraying a nasty image.

Hot Chick: I can't wait to fuck. You roleplay as hilter, I'll be Mussolini.
Me: Way to spook the groundhog on that one bitch.

by D Sheee March 26, 2010