groinalplex

the entirety of the genital region. a particularly vulnerable target in men for the foot of a displeased female. see also crotchal zone.

uf, i just got nailed in the groinalplex by a golf club. i think i'm gonna cry.

by elemental May 4, 2005

Groining

1. To lead towards a destination (place or person) with your groin, often with dubious sexual intention.

2. To converse with another person whilst asserting one's groin, with the hope that the person will be impressed by this show of masculinity.

1. I don't know what's gotten into Joe, he's groining everywhere tonight!

2. He was groining her the whole time we were there, she was not impressed.
2a. People have been groining each other the whole night, what kind of place is this?!

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James Grint

Rupert Grint's sexy younger brother. He has black hair but otherwise looks just like Rupert.

Jeez--James Grint is so sexy...*dreamy sigh*

by wonwonsgirl April 4, 2009

Groin Ball

Groinball is a game with a rich tradition. It was invented by the Japanese shortly after the second world war, but stolen by the white man and brought back to America, where it was developed into the modern game we all love. Two teams of two compete in Groinball. Two opposition players face each other inside a box marked on the ground and place their hands on each others' shoulders whilst their respective partners stand behind them. The object is for the players outside of the box to bounce tennis balls between their team mate's legs so that they hit the opponent in the groin. The game is scored much like boxing in that points are given for hits (2X points for friendly fire) and the match ends after a pre-determined period or through a KO (defined as a player crumbling and hitting the floor).

That was a fine game of groin ball, but it has left my nuts raw and tender

by itisipotman October 20, 2007

Kick To Groin

Blow to a male's testicles

She kicked him in the groin and got away as he moaned in pain on the floor.

by Anonymous October 22, 2003

ghoint

Ghost joint; a joint that mysteriously appears in your home, almost like a ghost put it there.

Jack: Another ghoint appeared on the windowsill last night
Baileigh: holy shit

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