greasy grundle gamble

A sexual endeavor in which the woman applies lube to her grundle (aka gooch, taint). The penis is then rammed forcefully into the midpoint of her grundle (equidistant from the anus and vagina). The gamble that ensues is legendary, in which the penis slides into either the vagina or anus.
The greasy grundle gamble is irreversible; once fate has chosen a hole, you must stick with it for the remainder of the intercourse.

I took the greasy grundle gamble with Shelley last night; it was my first poopydick!

by salty ballz July 30, 2006

Grundle Grab

Where the victim gets grabbed by the gooch and is tipped forward while you pull their genitalia in an upwards motion (like a chainsaw).

Man, Ree Ree just did the grundle grab on me again! That's the fifth one this lunch time.

by Deedoid February 3, 2017

grundle assist

The act of pressing on ones taint, in an effort to aid in the movement of extremely large, and rock hard turds.

Went to take a shit today and started giving birth to a 4 day old brick that was as long as a 20oz can of red bull. Had pull out the grundle assist. That was the last time I ate a whole plate of Mac and Cheese from there.

by JimmyJongTidings January 22, 2018

Non-Grinder

A non-grinder is someone who does not grind whatso ever. They either lack the capability or willingness to do so. Non-grinders tend to be lazy unemployed pieces of shit, who don't grind.

"Damn that dude Arvind is a huge non-grinder. I wish he would grind harder."

by Thugmuffins July 2, 2017

grundle

The prime piece of real estate located conveniently between Scrotumburg and Anusville.

One of these days, I'm going to move to the grundle.

by DoctorFunkenstein August 31, 2004

Speak to the organ grinder not the monkey.

Wanting to talk to the boss not his sidekick.
Organ grinders being the boss, and the monkey being the one who helps him out.

Normally used in a conversation to describe the 'monkey' as someone who's interfering and defending or covering for the the 'organ grinder'.

Shut up! I wish to speak to the organ grinder not the monkey.

by Jadeeeeeeee8 May 30, 2010

grundle smack

When you are boning a girl, and your sack slaps against your grundle (also taint, gooch, or chode).

Dude, I was boning this girl last night, and her brother was awakened by the sound of my grundle smack.

by matt steve josh May 15, 2006