greasing the pan

the caressing of the buttocks, often using a warming jell for proper smackin' during what is known as foreplay.

Brotha, she backed that thang up on me and I was greasing the pan till she begged me to hit it... then I quit it.

by katzenjammer January 6, 2008

greasily pissed

so ridiculously pissed that you get greasy.

a hobo dropping his sandwich off a warf.... would be greasily pissed
or
a girl texting a guy all weekend and not getting any response would be greasily pissed.

by LCAB September 20, 2009

greasing wheezer

"Greasing Wheezer" is the act of male masturbation with the use of a lubricant such as lotion or oil and plenty of porn ;. Get that nut.

Tim's girlfriend denied him access to her vagina, therefore he ended up greasing wheezer.

by Penelope Muffinbutt July 27, 2010

greysian

A term used to define a person of Asian descent who neither acts white nor black, but somewhere inbetween.

Person #1: Jeehyun can rap but also watches Desperate Housewives.
Person #2: She's a greysian.

by whodisbee March 2, 2011

greasing the seal

Post ejaculation of solo masturbation, said person takes their cum and rubs it inside and out of their asshole while making seal sounds.

"ARF! ARF! ARF! greasing the seal!"

by jimmy_chicken July 26, 2012

greasing the salamander

The act of rubbing sun screen or sun tan oil on a fat person.

He takes off his shirt and has his wife greasing the salamander before they hit the wave pool.

by The Speedbag March 5, 2016

Greasing the Trombone

Purposely putting far too much lub on one's penis

He was greasing the trombone before pounding my pussy last night.

by ugnsriket September 13, 2016