greasing the runway

The inexplicable effect that the first coffee and cigarette of the day can have on one’s bowels.

I struggle to get my day started without first greasing the runway.

by Long Drop May 3, 2022

Greasing

Intentionally flirting with someone in a shameless manner, in the hope of eliciting attraction.

Dude are you greasing Jennifer again?

by KT Brassel June 20, 2023

Greasing

When someone who is supposed to be working, is slacking off in an area where no one will see them.

Pat was greasing it in the basement when he was supposed to be cleaning the kitchen.

by NickM69 April 8, 2024

Greasing

A synonym for the slang terms “tryharding” and “sweating” which means to put all of your effort into a video game and being unhealthily good at it. It comes from the term “greaser” which one of its many meanings can mean a very oily/greasy gamer.

Look at his score! He’s greasing this game!

by Pozhar May 4, 2024

Greasing the Union

A phrase, coined in the series The Sopranos, referring to performing homosexual acts with tradesmen and other various construction workers.

"Ah Christ, is Paulie really fucking hooking up with a goddamn brickie?"
"Yeap, he's greasing the union."

by derangedcatboye June 7, 2024

Greasing the Pole

Verb. The act ejaculating on an erect penis. Can be a solo endeavor, but usually follows anal missionary sex. See also; Painting the Shaft , and Buttered Sausage.

Gay biker Dave enjoys greasing the pole after he’s done butt-fucking ol’ Gare-Bear.

by Grundlethunder October 22, 2025

deez nutz ball greasing sloppy sloppalicious

what your mom gives me every time i visit you

"i pulled up to da crib
she gimme that deez nutz ball greasing sloppy sloppalicious till i goofed"
"charles, did you take your schizophrenia medication?"
"what?"

by wade_w_wilson August 13, 2024