“I’m gonna chug this all on him”

It’s something that you or someone else would say when they are about to blow up someone’s 70 year old crippled Italian uncle (called “Tio” most of the time) with 5-20 pounds of C4 during a family reunion.

“I’m gonna chug this all on him” - is a kind of a sentence that automatically makes you a menace to the entirety of Italy.
Jack: Hey..
Sam: What?
Jack: I’m gonna chug this all on him! *throws 10 pounds of C4 at Tio and detonates it*
Sam: WAIT NO THATS MY TIO NOOOO!!!!
*A big boom happens, food, drinks and everything else literally flying across the rom like they’re possessed by Satan*
Wee-Man: *flies through the fucking air, penetrates 3 walls and lands head first in a toilet* OH MY GOD AAAAAAAAAAÁÃAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!
Tio: OOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH (Ship horn sound effect played 5 times in a row) WHAT THE BARNACLES?!?!? *dies*
Jack: *hysterically laughing while holding a camera* Uncle exploded in 4K Ultra HD lol.
Sam: WHAT THE (ship horn sound effect) JACK THATS MY UNCLE!!! THAT IS WHY YOU DONT HAVE FRIENDS!!! IM CALLING THE POLICE!

by GoofyAhhUncleTio May 22, 2022

Haters gonna hate and potatoes gonna potate

a saying that means you can't stop people from doing what they do best. Let the haters hate

guy one: you're so gay
guy two : Haters gonna hate and potatoes gonna potate

by vdiddy522 September 3, 2011

gonadish

Gonadish refers to a person who is very grumpy and never wants to do anything. For example, this person would much rather stay inside and play Counter Strike Source than do things that involve exposure to sunlight and fresh air. This person also talks funny and gets mad about pretty much anything.

"Where's Brian?"
"Gonadish wont play frolf with us guys, I went to his house and he was all gonadished up and like 'nyaaah my name is Gonadish look at me I don't wanna,' then he went back inside to return to his gonadishing."

by Clayton P. Blunk May 7, 2007

We're gonna be in the Hudson

A decisive expression to indicate the last chance to save other lives when you are the responsible for them.

Capt. Chesley "Sully" Sullenberger made a final radio call to the air-traffic control tower from his crippled jet: "We're gonna be in the Hudson" before he glided the plane into the river rather than risking a catastrophic crash in a densely populated area, saving the lives of all 155 on board.

by reytheking February 6, 2009

Haters Gonna Hate

A colloquial saying. It means that people who don't like you will always find a reason to dislike you, no matter how stupid that reason may be.

"Dad, Jane says she doesn't like me because I write my math problems in pen!"

"Don't let it get you down son. Haters gonna hate."

by Unholyhair February 25, 2012

You're gonna love me.

Any time someone says "I like that," or describes something that they enjoy, you must reply with this phrase in a harsh, raspy 'Christian Bale as Batman' voice.

Originally from the movie "The Dark Knight." When the Joker says "A little fight in you, I Like that." Batman comes out of nowhere and replies "Then you're gonna love me" before knocking some heads around.

"I like this beer.. it tastes great!"

(deep raspy voice) "THEN YOU'RE GONNA LOVE ME."

by putasmileon December 8, 2009

I'm gonna break your nico nico kneecaps

What a weeb or otaku says when he's going to lay you out on the floor and he means it.

If I catch you trying to steal one of my anime figurines again, I'm gonna break your nico nico kneecaps.

by sebacostamr January 6, 2019