Goontosis

A heightened state of mind that proceeds after gooning. This enlightenment is above all else and allows for a man to mentally ascend past the mortal plain.

I goon therefore I am, goontosis has allowed for me to see all that is within the paradigms of our realm.

by Arisolstice February 6, 2024

Goontosis

term in sexual subculture of chronic and compulsive masturbators, used both as a verb and a noun. Means achieving the trance-like blissful state reached when riding the edge of cumming for as long as possible, perhaps many minutes or even hours at a time. Also denoting the absence of control, compulsively pursuing that feeling as an avid masturbator. A state beyond goofing as the mind and penis become one.

Brayden fell into a complete state of goontosis as he lay there almost unconscious.

by Goongrader February 6, 2024

Goontosis

A state achieved by prolonged edging, which than turns into gooning until one ultimately reaches the most powerful state of a goon, the hypnosis trance like state known as goontosis

I caught my little brother in goontosis, he was non verbal.

by trinitybolt February 7, 2024

goontosis

A state of paralysis caused from too much gooning.

"What's wrong with that guy?"
"Someone call a doctor! He's in goontosis!"

by OJ Simpso February 7, 2024

Goontosis

The process of being in the midst and most extreme part of “Gooning”

Jeff: Hey man, you wanna go to the park
David: *Doesn’t respond for he is in the middle of Goontosis and is mentally in another reality*

by Dick Johnson Smalls February 14, 2024

goontosis

A state reached after gooning for a prolonged amount of time. Similar to hypnosis, you become one with the goon. A stiff breeze or a sudden movement will be enough to make you cream cheese all over the place.

Teacher: Brayden is in the back of the class with his eyes rolled back and his lip quivering, I think he’s in a state of goontosis.
Principal: Damn it, carry him over to my office right now!

by Waukee fan man February 16, 2024

Goontosis

Goontosis means the state of gooning so much your mind gets taken over by the amount of gooning that you are doing, and you just get taken over and then get so much pleasure, you pass out.

Aidan - Oh no! Junior is going into goontosis!
Junior - oh shit... i-i think i lost my gooning streak *busts*

by So, we're trolling. February 18, 2024