google smart

Having the appearance of being knowledgable in a panoply of subjects when in fact one is merely interweb search proficient

Zack seemed to know something about everything while chatting online but in person it's obvious he is an arrogant dullard. google smarts don't stick. If he really was smart he would text via xmpp; only an idiot sends text via sms

by Hellion Shores January 12, 2013

googlamos

Portuguese term for telling someone to google their genitals.

Epá, googlamos!

by Slothminds February 18, 2009

Google Expert

–noun

1. a person who has special skill to use Google during conversation to research a topic and pass that information off as their own.

–adjective

2. possessing special skill to Google information for the purposes of throwing it into ones adversaries face even though they have no previous knowledge of their own.

I was talking to Dave the "High School Dropout," turned, "Google Expert." I spoke about the astrophysics class I was taking, and referenced the speed of light at 300 million meters per second. Dave said nothing and turned to Google. Soon after he replies, "Actually no. The speed of light is 299 792 458 meters per second."

by Zimquats July 24, 2010

google admin

A person in the role of administrating or running servers, whose lack of knowledge to perform their tasks is compensated by 'google-ing' for instructions.

The admin for our servers is so uneducated, he is a google admin.

by Cybrboi2k October 3, 2010

google bluff

Speaking authoritatively about a topic while holding your phone as if you just googled the answer.

Sandy: What is Madonna's real name?
Mike: I think it's Grace.
Rob: <holding and tapping phone> Oh, it says right here, Madonna's real name is Shirley Madonna.

Sandy: Are you google bluffing us?!

by Pflugbunny June 2, 2016

Googlag

When Google erases a person for political reasons, that person has been sent to the Googlag.

Full credit to Patrick Moore, @EcoSenseNow.

After Greenpeace co-founder Patrick Moore criticized climate-change politics, Google removed his image and name from searches for “Greenpeace Founders”, hence sending him to the Googlag.

by Geaver March 19, 2019

Just fucking Google it

This phrase is an exasperated attempt at getting clueless incompetent swines to find out something for themselves instead of pissing off everyone with mindless person-to-person technical queries over IM/IRC.

Usually a last resort used by the first party when the second party's incessant nagging has become tedious and annoying to the point of high blood pressure.

1: hey do u kno how 2 fnd a kewl mp3 converta?
2: JUST FUCKING GOOGLE IT.

by MrKapper July 11, 2006