Goofing Around

the technical definition is, two friends who care a lot about each other and have amazing sex and just wanna spend more time together

Monica and chandler are just “goofing around”

by hotlava101 November 29, 2022

Goofiano Dildonaldo

It is the name of a mystical creature from the oily lands of the Camel League.

A renowned tap in merchant and a penalty machine, he is known to assault children and is an enemy to all chairs and teachers.

Scientist 1: Did you hear of the rare creature discovered today?
Scientist 2: Yeah, I heard of Goofiano Dildonaldo

by Assiano Cocknaldo Lover April 27, 2023

oofus goofus

another word for moron or idiot

you fucking oofus goofus

by oofus goofus June 1, 2018

new boo goofin

when people think you be trippin or acting crazy

D Block: Damn Nedhead did you see that kid at Hitt Street market?

NedHead: Yeah, that boi be new boo goofin yo!

by KINGNED November 21, 2010

New Disc Goofin’

When you get a new disc and have no clue how it’s going to fly you let your card mates know your shot could go any which way by saying new disc goofin’.

“Holy shit Braeden that’s the wrong fairway,”

“Oops I was just goofin, new disc goofin’!”

by Swettro Boomin September 18, 2023

Goofing off

Another word for masturbating

Maddi loves goofing off she could do it all night long (and she does) !!!!!

by Hippo69 January 1, 2019

Goofiness Quotient

A mathematical formula that states that once a man grows above a certain height, they become increasingly uncoordinated. The height for white men* is 6'6" and for black men is 6'11". The Goofiness Quotient is most often recognized in NBA free throw shooting.

*European-born white men are not subject to the Goofiness Quotient

Because of the Goofiness Quotient, Shaquille O'Neal was a 52% free throw shooter.

by BusPeople2222 April 8, 2021