goobersecond

a speed so fast no one can tell how fast it is and if you do go this speed your skin will evaporate off of your body and you will be going around 1000 times the speed of light times the exponent of 10 to the power of the sun. failure to go exactly 1237 steps per second will result in terminal cancer

nigga 1 bro i just ran a mile
nigga 2 bro forget that i just ran 180000000000000 miles in one goobersecond

by Nigerianprince1212 February 19, 2023

Gooberless

Someone who is without a goober.

I am gooberless.

by Fagneto May 9, 2023

Gooblerette

The other definition of a Goober, except a Gooblerette, and various other out of context things.

cyberunicorn: you're a goober
reth: NO, GOOBLERETTE

by Rethileptic June 13, 2023

gooberest

Someone who has achieved the highest goober rank.

That lad over there is clearly the gooberest of us all.

by The Goobest Goobeller September 8, 2023

Goobert Snoobert

Friend or silly person

That guy is a Goobert Snoobert

by taterdoesthings January 5, 2024

Gooberating

Gooberating (To be Gooberated, To Gooberate, To Goob, To be Goobing) is used to describe a certain level of high. Specifically used to describe the ultimate level of being high.

"I may or may not be Gooberating."
"Bro I'm so fucking Gooberated."
"I'm trying to Gooberate tonight."
"Bro I'm about to Goob."
"You're actually Goobing."

by BigC_ May 5, 2024

Gooberistic

Stupid, not using much thought. Usually regarding a claim or mentality

Growing onions kinda gooberistic

by Aksawn May 13, 2024