GOLF

Golf, being the sport/game played by many.. Also known as G.O.L.F. Standing for; Girls.Only.Little.Focker. . So by reading the previous statement it has been very clearly shown that if you are not a girl (female), then this sport should not be played by you. . . Always abide to the rules.

Wendy, "Hey Sarah, are you up for a lil G.O.L.F this weekend?"
Sarah, "Sure Wendy, can I bring my boyfriend?"
Wendy, "No, stupid.. Golf is for Girls.Only.Little.Focker."
Sarah, "Ah right! My bad."

by Rose_Nic July 24, 2011

Golf

Golf= a man who looks like one of those pictures on pinterest who you would like to know but! its like seasonal, so his not necessarily your type but when you get into ‘that zone’ (zone=vibe) you want him so you say: “i want a man that is golf.”

“He is golf.”

by thatbishnatasha January 03, 2022

golf

1) A really dumb game that gives old guys excuses to get away from their wives to swing sticks at balls.

2) Originally stood for Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden

Heeeeeey Frank, listen I'm just a little horny, so waddya say we go play a little "golf"?

by violentchick15 October 23, 2007

golf

A sport created in Scotland that incorporates various clubs and a little white ball and a hell of a lot of land. Golf, in ye olde days was actually an acronym for one of the rules of the sport: Gentlemen Only, Ladies Forbidden. GOLF. Don't believe me? Look it up.

Golf is a sport that takes skill, patience, persistence, and a good way to manage anger by yourself. It can be a sport of great fun, great thinking time, or great stress, depending on mood, skill, and amount of people playing with you.

Golf can be played by anyone that is determined to reach a goal, and about $100 for a shabby set of gear.

by zomgwtflolbbq April 29, 2008

Golf

An unspectacular leisure activity (sometimes called a 'sport' for some strange reason), usually enjoyed by spoiled or stuck-up rich people with nothing better to do with their lives.

I'd much rather watch the grass grow or the paint dry than to look at somebody playing golf.

by Space Demon-69M July 02, 2019

Golf

White men in polo shirts whacking heavy, round, dented plastic with a nightstick.

Greg: Hey Jon want to go golf?
Jon: Oh yes. I do believe I do.

by KAYDUBZZ March 30, 2020

golf

The act of having sex

I had a good game of golf with the missus last night

also, crazy golf: sex while drunk and unable to tell ur actually boning a shemale

by jiminy cricket August 30, 2003