goose spanking

An orifice (typically a vagina) is pummelled repeatedly-almost punched-by a lunging partner’s hand (held in the shape of a beak) from up to 2 feet away.

He got up from the bed and lunged toward his woman while her legs were spread before him, and with his fingertips held together in a beak-like shape, he started Goose Spanking her hole.

by Platinum Punanny July 26, 2016

Goose-guarding

A New Zealand word used commonly in children's games roughly equivalent to camping in video games.

Kid 1: I'm not moving until you leave the safe zone.
Kid 2: No goose-guarding!
Kid 1: Okay, fine! I'll just run around the whole court until you leave then instead.

by Deepecologist October 26, 2018

squirtin' like a country goose

A nasty case of good ole' diarrhea.

"Mama, better call the schoolhouse, I won't be attending today. Yea, I been in the shitter, squirtin' like a country goose!" diarrhea poop toilet

number 2

by BoeJundy November 2, 2013

flying goose

(flahy-ing goos)

verb: simultaneously giving two hand jobs, a blow job and getting fucked in either the ass or pussy at the same time. Thus making the motions and sounds of a goose in flight.

noun: a sex position involving the act of giving two hand jobs a blow job and getting fucked at the same time.

Man, that girl Allie is such a slut; she let me and three of my boys give her the flying goose!

by heylookitsmarco December 20, 2008

goose chase

goose chase are some useless works to your aim,just wasting time.noneffective work

If you are going to send me on a goose chase,i will kill you.

by Victor1985 October 28, 2007

Goosebumps

Condition of your skin when you are in a cold environment. You'll temporarily get little bumps on your skin. Sometimes your hair on your arms/legs etc will stand straight up as well.
It is a mechanism to protect your body for the cold.

It can also occur while listening to very good music or in terrifying situations.

It is a bit chilly outside. I got goosebumps on my arm.
This song is so amazing it gave me goosebumps!

by Lainfan May 18, 2010

Goose Douche

A Goose Douche is an individual that orders Grey Goose Vodka bottle service at club due to the perception that the spirit imparts a certain level of status.

That Jersey guido thinks he's cool because he's paying $400 for a bottle of Grey Goose but most the girls in here realize that he's a Goose Douche.

by PLe1 March 5, 2009