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persian goddess

It has been well established that often persian women are more attractive than the average female population. Nevertheless even within this pool of hotness, there are the "prima inter pares" more commonly defined as persian goddesses. These fine specimen are not only more attractive than their peers, but superior in every aspect: They can eat whole pints of ice cream without gaining an ounce and always help others before thinking about themselves.
Phil: Look at Shahrzad, she is a real persian goddess.
by Herman March 8, 2005
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domestic goddess

A female who excels at baking, cooking, cleaning-housework of all sorts. She loves to please and enjoys hearing compliments about her awesomeness around the house/kitchen. She may sew, knit, have domestic hobbies that come out well. She doesn't have to have children to be considered a domestic goddess.
Husband: "Yeah, I know, ever since we were married she's become quite the domestic goddess."
Friend: "I wish my woman was like that, I'm jealous!"
by Stryderella March 5, 2010
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Goddess

A girl so out of your league you don't have a chance with her.
She was a goddess and I was only a peasant.
by Typ3 June 27, 2016
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Lesbian Goddess

Name given to Cub Sport band member Zoe Davis. Lesbian Goddess could also refer to her girlfriend, Bridie McQueenie, but it is most commonly attributed to Zoe.
Zoe and Bridie are Lesbian Goddesses, I worship them and Gaysus, Holy Daddy, and Dan.

Not to be confused with Lesbian Jesus, which refers to Hayley Kiyoko, another iconic lesbian.
by cubsportstan June 12, 2018
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Throat Goddess

A girl who can obviously deep throat but gives the best head you’ve ever experienced in your life
“Hey How did last night go with that girl?”
“Dude, I am in love shes was absolute Throat Goddess”
by CHIKONEY December 7, 2019
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A euphemism for vomiting into the toilet.
Example:
Jane Doe is regretting and paying for her excessive drinking last night. She has spent several hours on her knees worshiping the porcelain goddess.
by Scheme Fighter July 7, 2011
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godness

A term popularized by the song Venus, written by the Shocking Blue. Mariska Veres, the lead singer of the band spoke little English upon the recording of the song, and because of this she pronounced "goddess" as "godness."
A godness on a mountain top
Was burning like a silver flame,
The summit of beauty and love,
And Venus was her name.

-Venus, by The Shocking Blue
by Sacra May 4, 2007
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