Go-Gurt squeeze

When a guy gets his actual dick flattened, and then proceeds to get a blowjob.

Wife:Honey! It's time for your daily Go-Gurt squeeze.

Husband: yes honey.

*loud sobbing along with dick flattening noises

by Dooberz March 5, 2020

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gourtan

A unit of measurement used in the sign making industry. It is like an acre, no one knows how big it is but it gets thrown around a lot. Maybe its the size of a tile, or the length of a rope.

This sign looks to be about 2.6 gourtans long, but we should measure to be sure.

by Joseph G Design August 31, 2022

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russian gogart

When a woman. Takes off the condom after sex. And squeezes the juices into her mouth.

I heard about that girl that did a Russian gogart. That's nasty.

by Robertson ford June 29, 2017

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1. The consumption of semen via prophylactic.
2. Ejaculate in a condom and drink the remains.
3. After a male homo sapien sexually excretes into a condom, a willing individual may enjoy contents at their leisure.

1. After I had safe condom-protected sex with my girlfriend, she gave herself a go-gurt by ripping the condom off my hard penis and sucking every drop of cum out of it just like one would enjoy the creamy goodness of a bagged yogurt.

2. I was jerking off and came into a condom. I then proceeded to go-gurt myself "facial-style."

3. Son, back in the 1970's I banged this chick at some festi then go-gurted her, wringing out my semen all over her sweaty body. Those were the days..... those were the days.

by Mark Pune-Twaine March 18, 2011

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Gourt

The area between your balls and your asshole

a.k.a gooch

My gourt is itchy.

by Gourt Organizations July 28, 2016

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Go gurt

to masturbate, when your sperm comes out

It is like when you eat Go Gurt which are tubes with yogurt in them that you have to squeeze up to get the yogurt out. So when you masturbate you rub your dick and sperm comes out.

by Kevin Oz April 22, 2008

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