terminal gutterballs

A medical condition which causes the testicles to precipitously drop off and roll away into the gutter.

It happened so suddenly, without warning as he was walking to his car, but that’s how terminal gutterballs strikes!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 30, 2019

Snap! Glitter!

The Snap! Glitter! is an expression used to convey several different emotions and feelings. It is primarily used to express joy or extreme happiness. It punctuates the end of a sentence to add a nice little extra sassafrass to your conversation. It's also used to express just your general sassiness when someone pisses you off. It is accompanied by the snap of a hand and the poof of a glitter with your hand. You have artistic license here.

"Honey, these shoes are on sale and they are just my size! Snap! Glitter!"

"These martinis are delicious, darling. Snap! Glitter!"

"When you sign my paycheck then I'll listen to you. Snap! Glitter!, bitch!"

"I'll cut you. Snap! Glitter!"

by cabaretboy September 7, 2011

Gutter Punk

A gutter punk is a member of the subculture of punk, who lives primarily on the streets, and who sleeps in alleyways, bushes, parks, on roof tops, and in friends' homes. They are typically characterized by wearing the same clothing day in and day out, along with a general "fuck it" attitude, an odor all of their own, unshaven faces, unkept hair, and a fondness for beer. Gutter punks and street punks are closely related, and can often be confused, with the primary differentiating factor being that street punks are able to take showers, if so desired.

Gutter Punk Jason: "Yeah, I passed out in the bushes outside of the liquor store. I was there for about two hours."
Chris: "That's 110%, my brother."
Gutter Punk Jason: "110%!"

by PHLP December 22, 2005

Gutter Mustard

When someone is so drunk they walk out of the bar and puke in the gutter or on the curb. The vomit is normally a yellow hue from all the beer they have consumed; like mustard.

Oh look there goes Jim he is making Gutter Mustard again

by Hearevil October 1, 2010

Glitter the unicorn

To wash and clean the genitals before a date.
Alternatively, to place glitter on ones genitals to attract prospective partners.

Al: are you going out with that sorority girl tonight?
Roker: yeah dude, guess i better glitter the unicorn

by BorisSs April 27, 2011

Gutter AIDS

The worst kind of AIDS. Often acquired from banging gutter sluts, and or dirty dwellings.

Dude 1: “If you don’t clean this kitchen we’re all going to get Gutter AIDS!”
Dude2: “Gutter AIDS aren’t real!”
Dude 1: “You bang that high school gutter slut you brought over here, then tell me it’s not real!”

by oncrack87 May 9, 2011

Gutter Mallet

Gutter: Repulsive, Nasty and Embarrassing
Mallet: Destroys, Demolishes and Crushes

Bitty brought out the Gutter Mallet

by Bittyrock August 20, 2012