Gainesville, Massachusetts

A place you go to when you are small and weak.

I've been carrying his sorry, weak ass all through this workout. Send that shithead to Gainesville, Massachusetts.

by cptpatman April 27, 2014

Pint Of Guiness

A pint of guiness is a black man with white hair

Bar Man: What can i get you sir?
Man: A pint of guiness please
Bar Man: One moment please
(bar man brings out a black man with white hair)
Bar Man: There you go sir
Man: Thank you

by AL-en Demp-C November 14, 2010

Gainesville Gagger

As you are banging out a girl, you choke a bitch until she passes out. At that point, you continue to pound that hoe as you do the Heimlich Maneuver to revive the skank. Once she awakens, you quickly jump on her chest and skull bang her pretty little face...

Yeah last night was crazy... I gave the Gainesville gagger to two hoes after they wouldn't let me give them an Alabama Hot Pocket...

by Al Canyon March 30, 2009

Gainesville

A place where rich upper class people move to. Mostly from Fairfax Coutny. Filled with cow shit and trains. You can see the Bull Run moutains from your backyard. Filled with new developments like Somerset, Piedmont, Dominion Valley, Lake Manassas, Virgina Oaks. Filled with old rednecks who live in run down houses, and country farmers who own Alpacas and cows. The locals drive their tractors for fun. The newcomers all want to go back to where they came from. Gainesville has only one main road, Lee Hwy. The students miss random days of school off. For instance if it is too cold or the wind is blowing, if its raining or for snipper attacks.

Gainesville a city wannabe.

by FFX misser February 3, 2005

Guiness Sandwich

The art of drinking 2 pints of Guiness before you start a drinking session, and a further 2 pints of Guiness after - Resulting in the most spectacular toilet show the morning after.

"I'll give you £10 if you do a Guiness Sandwich tonight and mess up your Grandmother's toilet in the morning"

by JayxMagyar January 7, 2010

Glinert

One who is short

"Look at that Glinert over there! She looks like she's not even 5 feet tall."

by shortg May 12, 2010

Gainesville

A place where a bunch of people have their own little groups where they talk about everyone, there’s a party about every weekend, bout every girl get cheated on by these gainesville niggas, kids smoke in the bathrooms, kids are disrespectful to the teachers, the girls date about everyone they friends date, most of the boys play basketball and 2k!, a lot of the girls smell like str8 fish, they only middle school is Gainesville middle and it’s falling apart mentally, and it has lots and lots of fakes. and yea Issa pretty crappy town.

Friend: we should go to Gainesville some time

Me: oh nooo!!anywhere but there...

by Gainesville... April 21, 2018