To go out, to leave, to check out the local party scene.
Guy 1 "Yo its friday night whats the plan?"

Guy 2 "I dont know but i'm gonna hit that glide and find out."

Guy 1 "Yo man this party is dead, I'm out."

Guy 2 "Werd, I'm bout to hit that glide too."
by J Fri May 12, 2008
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dick riding , pole jocking, brown nose or in other words they are hanging on to another nigga nutz. When you agree to everything somebody else says all the time, you are hanggliding on their nuts. You have two hands on their balls, one leg down and one leg up therefore giving the appearance of a hang glider.

example:
You hang gliding all on that nigga's nuts.
by Huey Raguan March 8, 2008
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Masturbating; just with an exotic name that makes you sound like a dick.
Flab: Hey, where's Jiggy?

Cheese: Probably hang gliding over Russia.

Flab: Good call, you douchebag.
by FlabCaptain February 24, 2010
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When a morbidly obese woman with thighs covered in cellulite uses an extra small tampon and it slides out and ramps off the cellulite into a guys eye, which in turn causes him to vomit on her pubic area, and after the tampon a deoderant stick flies out covered in crabs and his the guy in the balls, giving him crabs that bite him then inturn he jumps and steps on the womans massive single boob which explodes abcess puss all over the world, which drowns and Al Gore makes a documentary of it including the 2girls1cup video to explain everything from your baby's daddy to juniors syphallis.
by Biccc April 21, 2008
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Those "hoverboards" that only douchebag ride on
Check out my new douche-glide I now don't have to use my legs to go places!
by Dafuqlmao-_- January 10, 2016
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The art of manual stimulation of the clitoris, vulva, and labia. Aka the female handjob. Not to be confused with fingering.
Come over here and let me Glide that Sugar! Ok baby, I need my Sugar glided so bad, I'm horny af! Sugar gliding is my new favorite hobby.
by Handjob Genie July 13, 2019
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Oh, hunny! I can't go to church without my Dick Glide!! (AKA DG)
by Katey Kayne June 12, 2011
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