Herbert: Mamacita alert! Danny, get a glance at this specimen!
Danny's head spins 360 degrees to survey the horizon
Danny: Oh Herbert, you really know how to spot em'
Herbert: Da fuck is up with your neck!!! I'm calling the exorcist!!
Danny's head spins 360 degrees to survey the horizon
Danny: Oh Herbert, you really know how to spot em'
Herbert: Da fuck is up with your neck!!! I'm calling the exorcist!!
by SirLunchbox August 22, 2016
Get the Glance mug.Having eaten too many beans for breakfast, Michael let out squeaky fart just before the opening hymn at church. A fartive glance at the old lady behind him indicated that she had heard and smelled his squeaker, and she was not impressed.
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Get the fartive glance mug.(noun) A powerful mixture of soap suds, betadine and hydrogen peroxide used to promote defecation in constipated individuals, often with explosive results.
Glenn M: This guy is so constipated, I wonder if we should give him a Glantz Enema.
Andy G: That would be a Glantzing blow.
Andy G: That would be a Glantzing blow.
by Azz Kicker September 16, 2010
Get the Glantz Enema mug.Written by Nassim Nicholas Taleb:
"Glander best describes the notion of lifting all inhibitions to “tinker intellectually in an undirected stochastic process aiming at capturing some idea that will enrich your corpus”. “Researching” or “thinking” smack of a top-down activity."
More on Glander by Taleb:
"It is an irony that the academy does not have a word for the process by which discovery works best –but slang does. I was trying to describe in a letter what I am currently doing: French would not let me. But argot lends itself very well... I am involved in an activity called “Glander”, more precisely “glandouiller”. It means “to idle”, though not “to be in a state of idleness” (it is an active verb). Gandouiller denotes enjoyment. The formal French word is “ne rien faire” (to do nothing), which misses on the active part –so do words that have a languishing connotation. Glander is what children without soccer moms do when they are out of school. It resembles flâner which has this perambulation part; though Glander does not have any strings attached. The Italians have farniente but it is really doing nothing. Even the Arabs do not have a verb for Glander: the construction takaslana from the Semitic root ksl denotes laziness (other words imply some inertia)."
"Glander best describes the notion of lifting all inhibitions to “tinker intellectually in an undirected stochastic process aiming at capturing some idea that will enrich your corpus”. “Researching” or “thinking” smack of a top-down activity."
More on Glander by Taleb:
"It is an irony that the academy does not have a word for the process by which discovery works best –but slang does. I was trying to describe in a letter what I am currently doing: French would not let me. But argot lends itself very well... I am involved in an activity called “Glander”, more precisely “glandouiller”. It means “to idle”, though not “to be in a state of idleness” (it is an active verb). Gandouiller denotes enjoyment. The formal French word is “ne rien faire” (to do nothing), which misses on the active part –so do words that have a languishing connotation. Glander is what children without soccer moms do when they are out of school. It resembles flâner which has this perambulation part; though Glander does not have any strings attached. The Italians have farniente but it is really doing nothing. Even the Arabs do not have a verb for Glander: the construction takaslana from the Semitic root ksl denotes laziness (other words imply some inertia)."
Newton was a “glandeur”; In Dijksterhuis 2004:
George Spencer Brown has famously said about Sir Isaac Newton that “to arrive at the simplest truth, as Newton knew and practiced, requires years of contemplation. Not activity. Not reasoning. Not calculating. Not busy behavior of any kind. Not reading. Not talking. Not making an effort. Not thinking. Simply bearing in mind what it is that one needs to know.”
I Glander whenever I am bored and I come up with some awesome ideas! Some of them are even viable product ideas which could be used to make major money.
George Spencer Brown has famously said about Sir Isaac Newton that “to arrive at the simplest truth, as Newton knew and practiced, requires years of contemplation. Not activity. Not reasoning. Not calculating. Not busy behavior of any kind. Not reading. Not talking. Not making an effort. Not thinking. Simply bearing in mind what it is that one needs to know.”
I Glander whenever I am bored and I come up with some awesome ideas! Some of them are even viable product ideas which could be used to make major money.
by D-T January 8, 2009
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Get the glangarry mug.The slow deterioration of the breast with age, the loss of perkiness. The spillage of female tissue once the bra is removed.
"Dude, it was a total Glandslide when I got her bra off."
Babs used to look me in the eye when we first hooked up. Twenty years later she just stares at the ground.
Babs used to look me in the eye when we first hooked up. Twenty years later she just stares at the ground.
by Eddie Foeller January 18, 2009
Get the Glandslide mug.display of a goodly bit of mammary glands, 'EXTREME' cleavage; or otherwise clear exposure of "breastices"
jane was exhibiting some wonderful glandage while wearing that slinky cocktail dress
she was showing some respectable glandadge
her glandage made him 'grow'
she was showing some respectable glandadge
her glandage made him 'grow'
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