Gamble Goat

To be a Gamble Goat is to be a genius at gambling. This honour can only be bestowed upon the wisest of gamblers. The first gambler to receive this rank is known by many as Spence 'The Gamble Goat'. However there have been few since to receive the rank of Gamble Goat.

Gamble Goat status can be achieved by gambling big wins on the slaps and a habit of suiting these. It can also be achieved by non-stop winning when placing $10 on single numbers in roulette and shouting "GAMBLE GOAT" and placing two horns on your head using closed fists. When doing this you are guaranteed a win, if you don't win then your machine or the dealer is corrupt.
To be officially entered into the 'GOAT of Fame', an original Gamble Goat member must be ready to simultaneously shout "Gamble Goat!" and then proceed to lock fist horns. You'll notice a number of changes when becoming a Gamble Goat. These include; your penis growing 10 inches.

"GAMBLE GOAT" (Then proceeding to win gambling)
"Dude you're addicted to gambling." - Peasant "Fuck off bro, I'm a Gamble Goat! I can never lose" - Official Gamble Goat

by THE GAMBLE GOAT October 7, 2019

kentucky gamble

Is when you have to fart, but you could accidentally shit yourself. You are unsure if it will be a shart.

Also Kentucky Gambler a person who does this a lot.

*Person farts*
Person, "Man that was a Kentucky Gamble."

by ctrlaltme June 4, 2014

Spaff Gamble

Deciding on whether or not to indulge in the act of masturbation in the knowledge of limited time before the return of an obstructing party. i.e a girlfriend who has gone to the shops for 10 minutes.

I feel like some relief, but Jane's only gone out for 10 minutes. Should I or shouldn't I? This is a bit of a spaff gamble.

by Nested Elevator November 7, 2017

Glambergasm

When one Male/female takes on a sexual point in which they begin to have an Orgasm To the Teen and Adult Sex god and singer Adam Lambert

If they start to scream at high octaves they have reached 'Glambergasm'

by Nicoletta Glambert August 14, 2010

the gambler

Used to describe the act of farting when you're not sure if you will be farting or shitting your pants.

Damn...that Vietnamese food is tearing my stomach up! I'm bout to pull a gambler! Hope it's a fart and I don't shit my pants!

by xloc918 May 29, 2004

Gambler

word used to describe a fart that is released when there is a great risk of shitting ur pants

1.) I dont know if i should let this fart go...its a gambler.

by the infamous burninator and guy le douche April 22, 2004

Gamble

To run across a road at a fast pace without looking to see if there are any vehicles moving towards you in the hope of not getting hit by uncoming traffic. It was created in the late 90s/early 00s by Mark Mc Legend and some wigger.

Steve:Did you play gamble yesterday?
Andrew:Yea but i lost
Steve:O right i was wondering why we are in hospital

by Luc O'Zade January 26, 2008