Ghosty Subway Self-Wiper

It’s when you produce a turd of such perfection that it slides right past the U-bend & out of sight, leaving not a trace of poop on the tissue.

Oh my gosh, you’ll never believe; I just did a Ghosty Subway Self-Wiper. It was unbelievably smooth!

by Wonkinson May 18, 2023

Ghostie

swag

"Dude, did you hear about Ghostie?"
"Omg yeah, they're so swag."

by i am big hot April 15, 2021

Ghosty

Someone who will say anything to please someone, particularly a girl, in the hopes that they will be in good favor with that person

Will literally suck there toes clean

Ghosty is such a simp he will legit let you use him as a towel

by Tehhore July 16, 2020

Ghosties

The sweetest little cuddle bug

!define Ghosties

by Jayjaybear March 14, 2023

Ghosties

When you leave the remainder of smoke in a piece

John- Hey Oscar clear the ghosties in the piece.

by OscarM134 September 18, 2019

ghostied

the art of wrapping a passed-out party go-er in clingfilm and leaving them to sleep, only to awake to find they are unable to move their limbs. this will normally after happen when the unlucky person has got themselves drunk. and along with their hangover. would enjoy having their limbs clingilmed to their body. this is a hilarious prank, especially since its easy to achieve, being ghostied is fun for all. apart from the ghostied.

"dude, he's out, he's going to get ghostied!

by johnoryley August 19, 2010

Ghosties

The sweetest little cuddle bug.

!define Ghosties

by Jayjaybear March 14, 2023