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ghosting that dog turd 

When you are walking your dog and its takes a gigantic poop in your neighbor's yard. Instead of actually picking it up in a plastic bag, you reach just adjacent to it with a bagged hand, thus simulating a responsible neighbor cleaning up after its dog. If you want to complete the ruse, you actually tie the bag full and toss it in the nearest trash can.
Wife: "Honey, are you going to pick that up?"
Husband: "Are you kidding me? Do you see the size of that poop? I'm going ghosting that dog turd."
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GhostBear 

Dont fuck with this one....Mentally unstable and a barbaric hell-slaughter of rage and hatred.
Picture the weight of the world charging at you @ 4000 mph!!!
GhostBear by J. January 17, 2004
When someone stops talking to you all of a sudden and leave you wondering what you could have done wrong.
So she ghosted me and I never heard of her again.
ghosted by quks January 8, 2020

Ghostemane

One of the best, unique rappers of all time, his lyrics are sometimes demonic and deep, and he listens to good metal too, not just rap. There are lots of fan made music videos.
Ghostemane just dropped John Dee yesterday, I fucking love it.

ghostheart 

that feeling when you and your significant other are on the way to breaking up, and one of you is trying to make it work, but the other one isn't and you feel like your heart is ripped out of your chest (metaphorically not literally, otherwise you'd be dead) and in it's place, there is a ghost of your previous heart, thus pumping ghost blood through your veins, resulting in your entire body being numb and frozen.
i can't get out of bed at the moment, my girl is giving me ghostheart right now.
ghostheart by s1ngular1ty November 3, 2017

Ghosting-19 

When a person gets vaccinated for COVID-19 then cuts off all communication with their friends or the person they’re dating, with zero warning or notice beforehand. You’ll mostly see them stepping outside then turning back inside, sitting in parked running cars, and sobbing in the grocery aisle shouting there’s just too many people.
I haven’t seen Tom since he got his second Moderna shot. I think he’s ghosting-19 me.
Ghosting-19 by badmedicinedc April 10, 2021
when you are ghostin' you're in such a good mood that nothing can touch you or bother you, just like a ghost.
today was amazing i'm ghostin' up in this shit
Ghostin' by Detognaphone December 22, 2010