s1ngular1ty's definitions

Backhandjob

When you get a handie from one of those freaks that has all double-joined knuckles and can man handle the ham candle with the top/backside of their freak hand.

I was on the receiving end of a glorious backhandjob when I visited the carnival and the contortionist demonstrated their manipulative hand flexibility.

by s1ngular1ty February 6, 2019

ghostheart

that feeling when you and your significant other are on the way to breaking up, and one of you is trying to make it work, but the other one isn't and you feel like your heart is ripped out of your chest (metaphorically not literally, otherwise you'd be dead) and in it's place, there is a ghost of your previous heart, thus pumping ghost blood through your veins, resulting in your entire body being numb and frozen.

i can't get out of bed at the moment, my girl is giving me ghostheart right now.

by s1ngular1ty November 3, 2017