Gerting

The act of puking in a bucket, eating it, and then puking it back out again

Steven's favorite hobby is gerting.

by spiderwikipedia June 17, 2023

Gert

Gert is a sober farmer from Groningen, Northern Netherlands. It is also a character of Samson and Gert.

Wow do you see that guy? -yesss that’s Gert

by In a Barbie world November 22, 2021

Gert

A person who calls a friend to tell them the result of a game or movie when that person is recording the game or movie for future viewing. named after my mother who has on a number of occasions phoned friends to let them know who won the golf tournament or hockey game

She phoned me to tell me that she solved today's wordle and it was proxy- The slip was a Gert or she Gerted me.

by Lucky Louie53 January 20, 2022

gert

a half of a siamese twin pair from an alien planet called 'Gertius'; singular gertie

Ava can be such a gert sometimes 🙄

by taurusforbipolar November 3, 2021

GERT

A slang expression originating in Vancouver, Canada but now used though out North America.

1. Noun - A large hand knit aran blanket.
2. Verb - To prematurely reveal a much anticipated ending.

1. Noun - I was snuggling under my Gert and watching TV
2. Verb - He was so looking forward to watching the game he had taped earlier in the day when she gerted him and told him who had won.

by Zolazoomer February 10, 2022

gert

a verb, meaning to scrape/clean a jar or bowl with a rubber spatula or other utensil, to the point that there is nothing observable remaining

If you gert the peanut butter jar you may have enough to make a sandwich.

by Ms.Landry July 6, 2019

Gerts

A shortened way of saying "regrets": commonly used "No gerts!" (about the situation)

Example: {After a questionable action or a stupid rambling) "Sorry mate", the other person reply "Don't be sorry", reply "Yeah, no gerts after all!!

Example: "You slept with my wife!", "No gerts, yolo"

Instead of the alternative entry for this word to be "grets"(as in regrets), because of when you would actually use "gerts" in a social setting, and to ensure the understanding of its meaning the first time another hears it.

by Uncentient August 24, 2022