Rude Gert

A big asshole, dick and just ugly idiot in general. And simps every female in sight.

Ugh, that RUDE GERT Is a dick.l

by Noellife January 5, 2023

Gerting

The act of puking in a bucket, eating it, and then puking it back out again

Steven's favorite hobby is gerting.

by spiderwikipedia June 17, 2023

Gert

Gert is a sober farmer from Groningen, Northern Netherlands. It is also a character of Samson and Gert.

Wow do you see that guy? -yesss that’s Gert

by In a Barbie world November 22, 2021

gert gerhuner burgers

Huge tastey breasts

That woman has some great gert gerhuner burgers

by Matt Abe November 25, 2009

gert

a half of a siamese twin pair from an alien planet called 'Gertius'; singular gertie

Ava can be such a gert sometimes 🙄

by taurusforbipolar November 3, 2021

GERT

A slang expression originating in Vancouver, Canada but now used though out North America.

1. Noun - A large hand knit aran blanket.
2. Verb - To prematurely reveal a much anticipated ending.

1. Noun - I was snuggling under my Gert and watching TV
2. Verb - He was so looking forward to watching the game he had taped earlier in the day when she gerted him and told him who had won.

by Zolazoomer February 10, 2022

Gert Day

A national holiday in which fraternity men celebrate the birthday of gert, their fraternity brother. Events include beer bongs, boob luging, keg stands, and shotgunning.

Lo- “Yo Dan are you going to Gert day Friday?”
Dan-“Fuck yeah dude I’m tryin to blackout!”

by Derogatory term February 8, 2022