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Randy Garrett

A sexual act involving a man, who is scientifically proven to be a weener, who takes the body of a newly dead horse and rapes a 7th grade boy from his gym class inside of the horse's anus.
"I just totally pulled a Randy Garrett in the new gym we're building. You totally know it's for creapy buttsecks!"
by Randy Garrett jr. December 22, 2009
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Pull-a-Garrett

An irreversible mistake, action or misunderstanding that usually results in events that are less than pleasant due to public embarassment, pain, or humiliation.
"I pulled a garrett when I zipped up my fly because I forgot to put the goods away first."
"That guy just pulled a garrett."
"What a garrett..."
"I pulled a garrett when I thought 'pseudo' meant superior and called myself a 'pseudo-ninja'"
by Chilly December 13, 2004
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Garrett

Garrett is completely perfect. He is always there for his friends and girlfriend. Garrett is someone who has a soft side but looks like he can fuck you up. His blonde hair and blue eyes make all of the girls want him. All though, some people think he has issues he doesn't. Garrett is the definition of perfect. Garrett belongs with girls who relate to them, he likes Doctor Who, video games and working out. He is perfect.
You: Who is that your dating

Friend: My boyfriend he's a total Garrett!
by Violet-H. May 16, 2013
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Garrett

A absolute mad lad with the biggest dick. He is the king of all and he will rape you in the ass. He’s friends with Lester the mollester
Garrett could beat both shaggy and shrek for the n-word pass
by Uh oh stinky,stinky poopy December 22, 2019
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Garrett

If you meet a Garrett, know you are a very lucky person. His smile will simply make your day better, and will light up the room. He is funny, smart, athletic, and even an amazing friend. He will never let you down and that laugh of his will make you fall head over heels for him. Goofy as can be, never let go of him. Keep him forever.
Girl 1: "Who's that guy over there? He seems so funny!
Girl 2: "Oh! That's Garrett!"
Girl 1: "Not surprising..."
by ispeakforthetrees1231 February 1, 2020
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Lauren Garrett

The MOST amazing girl to walk the Earth! She always makes you smile and every guy falls head over heels for her. Her beautiful smile and amazing attitude towards life will take any guys breath! She's beyond what dictionaries can define!
by bremor December 7, 2011
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dirty garrett

Garrett fucked jimmy dirty garrett style
by Jerick April 20, 2007
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