geretard

someone who is a complete and utter toolbag, and trys to act funny and dumb but really is dumb. he thinks he knows everything, but he's just retarded

i cant believe he really thought the sun and moon were the same thing

yeah hes such a geretard

by mclaxer09 November 19, 2010

geetafratensclim

slang for currency

Gertrude ganked the geetafrate.

by Adriano March 10, 2004

geeetarzan

The perfect, omniscient, omnipotent being;
Allah, Creator, Father in Heaven, God, Heavenly Father, Jehovah, King of Kings, Lord of Lords, the all-powerful, Yahweh;

geeetarzan is king;
I am the Almighty God. --Geeetarzan. xvii;

Al*might"y\ (addl*mimact"y^

by Eric is King March 23, 2005

geetard

one who is guitarded

That geetard just tried to convince me that those humbuckers were single coils!

by Omar Churchill March 3, 2011

Genetalism

people who flaunt off their private parts.

genetalism is the only religion i believe in (;

by HollyHolocaust February 23, 2011

gegetable

A person who becomes a vegetable as a result of a severe brain injury and has a personality change that causes them to become gay after they awaken from their vegetative state.

The man was hit by a car and in a vegetative state for months. He was a heterosexual before the accident. After suddenly awakening from that vegetative state he discovered he wanted to be with men instead of women. He became a gegetable.

by PMVolleyGang October 26, 2013

gelena

The definition of Julie name is smart quirky passionate and weird so you would really want to be friends with her she is the one to take care of you when you need her the most she loves you no matter what should Friend do when people are being bad mean to you defend you when people are being mean to you

Gelena is a good person and she will take care of me

by Urbangirloryg November 27, 2017