gayperclip

A paperclip that is striped or any color other than the standard steel wire

Peter was fired for using gayperclips on his TPS reports.

by chrisrosano August 3, 2009

gayer than a picnic basket

Being so extremely gay that there is a high chance of said gay person exploding into kittens and rainbows. Not to be confused with gay as a picnic basket, which is the stable equivalent.

Josh - That guy is gayer than a picnic basket!

Eric - I'm going to keep my distance, my insurance doesn't cover injuries made by shards of rainbows!

Josh - Now that you mention is, I am allergic to cats.... Better safe than sorry....

by Ima Sonovabitch August 22, 2012

Random Act of Gayness

When someone (usually a man), who is usually straight but has a moment when they act totally gay. Examples include grinding with no chicks around, any Justin Bieber impression, or other gay movements, statements, or voices.

Bob: "Ya and he decided to try out his Justin Beiber voice at the party"

Jill: "OMG! Thats another Random Act of Gayness!"

by KCRoyals15 November 19, 2010

gayber sex

The act of sexual conversation on the world wide interweb between two members of the homosexual persuasion.

Hey, look at those two homosexuals, whose sexual decisions we accept, engaging in gayber sex.

by Nohn Jewhouse July 23, 2008

gainer

A backflip while moving forward, usually done off of one foot while running

a gainer is all about getting the balls to do it, its really not that hard.

by blazed December 9, 2004

Gaynell

A cajun style of dance involving lots of up and downs and if you get real lucky you'll get a hip shimmy slappity bang!

See that girl over there? I'm gonna see if she'll do the Gaynell with me.

by Pierre-Jacques December 11, 2008

Gayness

1. A nebulous, ill-defined term referring to the measure of one's homosexuality (male); composed of several markers including body shape, vocal inflections, hand movements, clothing.
2. Sarcastic term

1. I don't care if he's straight, his gayness is through the roof!
2. Here you go, your Gayness.

by Anonymous September 26, 2003