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gaydar BETA 

A form of gaydar most commonly, but not always found in persons with ambiguous sexuality or faghags. It does have glitches and occassionaly fails, specifically with short-term scans such as 'first glance'. It's two main functions include a shock absorber for when someone comes out of the closet and finding potential hook-ups for one's gay counterpart.
My coming out doesn't surprise you?
No, my gaydar BETA picked up on that years ago.
gaydar BETA by Linalin February 25, 2009

Gaydar assassin 

A straight person who wears clothes that make him look gay, often to the frustration of other gay men.
His jeans were so tight I was sure he played for my team, but it turns out he was just a gaydar assassin.

Gaydar detector 

A gaydar is well known as a sence that makes a person able to single out a homosexual in a crowd.

A gaydar detector is a piece of machinary that singles out the person able to spot homosexuals in a crowd.

The form and color of the machinary varies from brand to brand.
Person 1: Hey you see that guy over there?
Person 2: ...yeah?
Person 1: Look at my Gaydar detector
Person 2: The needle is totally pointing towards him!
Gaydar detector by Rollo Mungo November 30, 2009

Gaydar Jammer 

A person (most commonly Russian or Persian) who you cannot tell if he/she is gay or straight. it is most commonly used when you think the person is attractive.
1.) that russian is a gaydar jammer, unless he figure skates I will never be able to tell his sexuality.

2.) Damn it Mary, that hotie persian man is eying but he's a total gaydar jammer, he's stylish but it's with things only a persian would think were cool.
Gaydar Jammer by snapmagic April 28, 2009

gaydar dectector 

when a straight guy can tell from a 6th sense that there is a homosexual in the room or place he just walked in

or

when a gay person walks past you and you get the bone chilling feeling that the person was gay
*steve just walks in the room* my gaydar dectector is going off...there are 5 gay people in here. 2 at the bar, 1 is with his girlie friends and the other 2 are OH MY GOD thats fuckin disgusting

*steve walks past a gay dude* that guy tripped my gaydar detector. faaaaaaag
gaydar dectector by The Lost Game November 15, 2009

gaydar detector 

A kind of "sixth sense" that allows a flamboyantly homosexual man, or masculine homosexual woman, to play up their macho/feminine side upon entering a "gay-unfriendly" area.
Les's gaydar detector was going crazy when she drove to Laramie.
gaydar detector by dachagalluntum November 7, 2009
Word of the Day on November 15, 2009