You Dashed In The Wrong Gauntlet

The best thing to exist in the Geometry Dash community.

2 to the 1 to the 1 to the E, the beginning right here flashes "ur pp smo-hol". I am genuienly upset! Have you sent it to RobTop yet? E to the 1 to the 1 to the E, Oh my god.. *inhale* OH MY GOD! YEAAAAA- You broke glass?! Oh my god! And theres nothing incredible about that! What's up guys! I'm the PigPigGamer! Yes, I am the best 50 hz player. Both at the game and both at life, and now, you are going to die. 2 to the 1 to the 1 to the E, SIIIIIIIIIIIIIII- NUUUUUUUUHHH- AAAAAAAA- NO! WAAAAAAA- No.. NOOOOOOOOOAAAAAHHHHHHHH!! 98! 100 people are watching me shave. E to the 1 to the 1 to the E. What up! It's Dash-ie! Theory, of Everything 2. Imagine getting a kiss from RobTop dude. AAAAAAAAA- AAAAAAAAAHHH! LOOK AT THAT ATTEMPT NUM- Don't stand a chance 'cause they don't got legs. I like my beats fast and my bass down low, B-B-B-Ba-Ba- La, la la-la-la *spinnity spin spin spin* (im gonna add this here, You Dashed In The Wrong Gauntlet)

by UmutGamer35 September 8, 2022

Run the Gauntlet

To expose oneself to danger or the criticism of others.

"Off I go, to run the gauntlet"
~Quoted from The Diary Of Anne Frank

"It's hell week. Time to run the gauntlet punk."

by 8-Ball Lock October 23, 2005

Burrito Gauntlet

n. when a person crawls past two lines of men ejaculating on his/her face, and at the end of the lines (s)he is slapped with a hot piping bean burrito.

1. "That person was an asshole! We should make him run the burrito gauntlet." - Oscar

2. Amanda: "Sally, why is your face so red?"

Sally: "Surprisingly burritos can leave marks."

Amanda: "Burrito Gauntlet?"

Sally: "Yeah."

by Doucheow December 18, 2010

Gaunt

When someone enters a state of nakedness, whilst in a party or celebratory situation

Oh my God, he's gaunt and rubbing himself on that unconcious poon

by Battle aka Chont Master C December 28, 2005

Gruntstyle

The position that valor-thieves use to make love with one another. It is the act of one dude dressed in olive drab clothing pulling his Weiner through the fly of his BDU pants, and ramming his buddy from behind while they both grunt like an offensive line. Neither can be former or current service members, but both must be at least a ranking of 80 on Call of Duty.

Joe: I’m gonna tread on your anus, Gruntstyle!

by Gaysofthunder69 December 14, 2019

gauntlet

In driving, an open corridor without vehicles formed on a 6-lane freeway / highway in between the passing / fast lane and the exterior / slow lane. Typically occurs just prior to an off-ramp, as the cars move & line up in the exterior lane to get onto the off-ramp, and the balance of drivers move into the passing lane to avoid the congestion.

At this point, a driver can choose to "charge the gauntlet" or "run the gauntlet", by moving into the middle lane and accelerating quickly. This makes it too dangerous for other drivers to enter the lane, keeping it free and clear.

Michael - Geez, I thought we were going to be stuck in traffic for an hour. Good thing I got that opportunity to run the gauntlet; I passed at least 30 cars!

Thomas - Michael, if you ever steal my car again, you will not live to see your 15th birthday.

Michael - Yes Dad.

by malarky2020 December 14, 2009

bronze gauntlet

when you anally fist someone with diarrhea and you pull your arm out and its covered you from your wrist, up with poo. looking like a bronze gauntlet.

i was grossed out last night when i fisted mary and she gave me a bronze gauntlet.

by crookedmist July 30, 2010