Guncle

An intelligent, funny, generous, and show tune-loving uncle that you love dearly.

P.S. Guncle is one of the best people you can have in in your life.

by J.T.C.L. April 16, 2021

Burrito Gauntlet

n. when a person crawls past two lines of men ejaculating on his/her face, and at the end of the lines (s)he is slapped with a hot piping bean burrito.

1. "That person was an asshole! We should make him run the burrito gauntlet." - Oscar

2. Amanda: "Sally, why is your face so red?"

Sally: "Surprisingly burritos can leave marks."

Amanda: "Burrito Gauntlet?"

Sally: "Yeah."

by Doucheow December 18, 2010

gruncle

gruncle....a combing of two words great uncle

Gruncle Gord got to hold his neice for the first time tonight.

by RETALS May 2, 2011

gauntlet

In driving, an open corridor without vehicles formed on a 6-lane freeway / highway in between the passing / fast lane and the exterior / slow lane. Typically occurs just prior to an off-ramp, as the cars move & line up in the exterior lane to get onto the off-ramp, and the balance of drivers move into the passing lane to avoid the congestion.

At this point, a driver can choose to "charge the gauntlet" or "run the gauntlet", by moving into the middle lane and accelerating quickly. This makes it too dangerous for other drivers to enter the lane, keeping it free and clear.

Michael - Geez, I thought we were going to be stuck in traffic for an hour. Good thing I got that opportunity to run the gauntlet; I passed at least 30 cars!

Thomas - Michael, if you ever steal my car again, you will not live to see your 15th birthday.

Michael - Yes Dad.

by malarky2020 December 14, 2009

bronze gauntlet

when you anally fist someone with diarrhea and you pull your arm out and its covered you from your wrist, up with poo. looking like a bronze gauntlet.

i was grossed out last night when i fisted mary and she gave me a bronze gauntlet.

by crookedmist July 30, 2010

sauce gauntlet

unisex name for genitalia

His sauce gauntlet loaded her sauce gauntlet with sauce.

by Jamie Gillman December 30, 2003

Gruncle

An awesome great uncle

Dude, I love your gruncle!

by Dwight95 May 7, 2011