garth

a crazy alcohlic german that loves bier more than he loves his mom. loves to party and fuck hoes. also a member of the 3Gs a top secret society.

garth, you are an alcoholic

by deutsche land July 9, 2006

Garth Brooks Elbow

To take off your boots (preferably cowboy boots) and beat the shit out of someone.

When the bar fight starts, someone's getting the Garth Brooks Elbow.

by ohiofisherman May 23, 2009

Garth

1. A wide space \ Garden
2. Someone who is fit \ sexy.
3. A good friend.

1. have you seen the size of my garth?
2. My god, that's garth.
3. Yeah, he is garth.

by ThE_WiLkStA April 14, 2006

Garthish

Acting Like a pedophile. Enjoying to rub other people's shoulders in a homosexual manner

Wow Bill is being quit garthish today

by T Bagginz April 2, 2009

groth

an extremely ginormous, huge, overweight, colossal cock

Boy 1: Bro. I need some new pants, my groth ripped right through them last night when I had an erection

Boy 2: :O ;P

by mercurialzeropuma17 April 27, 2011

Gareth

Known to be mistaken for giraffes.

Gareth's are known to use their long necks to wrap around their dick and jerk themselves off.

by Rowlet the god April 8, 2021

gareth

A man, often of Welsh descent, who magnetically attracts beautiful women. Often carries a stick to keep the not beautiful enough ones away. Or to remove the clothes of those that are.

Oh Gareth...you are soooo attractive...literally, I mean...help! I'll be suffocated by your wonderfulness!

by Jeeves89 February 6, 2010