Goatsie

a person who has streched their ass so wide that they may fit various objects into it (milk carton, bottle rocket, cell phone)

That goatsie man just farted sprockets!

by Mars November 9, 2003

GATSO

Short for "Gatsometer" - a Dutch made "photographic trap" system used in the UK and Europe to identify speeding motorists. The GATSO traps are unmanned and take a photo of the rear of the speeding vehicle.

"Gatsometer BV" was founded in 1958 by Maurice Gatsonides, who was a famous rally driver and invented the "Gatsometer". This was the world's first reliable speed measuring device.

Fucking GATSO camera photographed me speeding on the A449. I wish those cunting police officers would invest more time and money in catching burglars instead of implementing another of the government's plethora of stealth taxes.

by Dan Fox July 28, 2003

goatsquatch

1) a very ugly person; looks like half goat, half sasquatch

2) the taint, the tweenis, the grundle

1) Bob: "Wow. Did you see that new chick at work?"
Joe: "Yeah--total goatsquatch."

2) Bob: "I can't believe that jerk just cut me off!"
Joe: "Someone needs to kick him in the goatsquatch."

by T K O April 18, 2009

goatstrap

Combination of a goatee and chinstrap style beard. Short, thin strip of facial hair just below the chin. Easily the worst facial hair style choice of all time.

Knowing that he would probably never have sex again, Jonathan grew a goatstrap to make sure no woman would ever talk to him.

by Ashmaster 3000 December 10, 2012

Gnats Nadger

Something very small, minuscule, also implying closeness or being close to something

We are within a gnats nadger of winning this deal

by Swinedog May 28, 2020

Goatshire

A fictional land originating from The Goat Simulator DLC: Goat Simulator MMO.

"I'm going to Goatshire tomorrow."

by CircusBaby242487 April 13, 2022

watering the goats

1. A random out of context excuse given to get away from someone as fast as possible,

2. Jerking it to softcore Polish pornography
3. A combination of both above definitions.

"Timmy, Go do your homework!!!"---"No Mom, I'm watering the goats!!"

"Hey dude, wanna come hang out with us?"
-"Nah i got some stuff to do"
"like what?"
-"Err.. I gotta go water the goats"

by damnitfred August 23, 2010