Three Hole Goal

The act of pursuing penetration in all three orifices of a woman in one sexual session.

"Last night was awesome I got my three hole goal and it wasn't even my birthday!"

"I got one thing on my mind...a three hole goal"

"Your sister gave up the 3HG"

by Steven H Mills December 20, 2009

Field goal

When 2 guys are having intercourse with 2 girls doggystyle and facing each other. In the act of love making the girls are face to face and the guys lift their hands straight into the air. 2 people rush into the room. The first person holds a football on the ground while the other kicks the ball through the body generated upright. After the ball soars through the sweaty goal post a referee rushes in the declare it a field goal.

Breh, we totally nailed that field goal, but the hold was sloppy!

by Jd02 October 19, 2013

Jess Goal

A Goal that shouldn't have gone in the net in NHL 2013 but somehow found its way in.

Eww that was such a Jess Goal.

by Ron Mexico504 April 8, 2013

Go ahead goal

The goal that puts the scoring team ahead in a game(breaking a tie). Commonly heard during soccer matches and hockey games.

"The game was tied 2-2, but Messi scored the go ahead goal in the 89th minute."

by elusivelattice May 13, 2009

open goal

When there is a opportunity for a (painfully) evident joke to be made about something.

"...And she said it was really small!"
Someone who just stepped into the conversation:
"Your dick? LOL"
"Come on, dude. I know it was an open goal as soon as I would say that, but was that really necessary...?"

by soup-man October 5, 2017

Eat my goal

An exclamation of sheer joy, usually used when competing with others. Watered down way of saying eat my rainbow candy.

Eat my goal! That's the second time I've beat your fat ass at Tekken 2.

I've slept with your mum three times in the past week. Eat my goal.

by Daywalker stalker November 15, 2009

Field Goal

Verb.

Girl lays on her back, knees up, head off the bed. Guy is titty fucking her, backwards (facing her knees). Upon ejaculation, guy launches cum through her knees, resembling a field-goal in football.

I'm over the blumpkin, Cleveland Steamer, Dirty Sanchez, Rusty Trombone, Donkey Punch, and Houdini. I field goal bitches!

by LVWP April 20, 2010