Glob

Glob is a wholesome person who is caring his friends and does his fucking job perfectly and if Glob sees u insult one of his friends he will beat u up until u wont have a stomach bc if u mess with glo he is a fucking beast and a king bro

Don't bully me or Glob will destroy you.

by omgomglolol August 4, 2021

glob gobbler

A person who sucks copious amounts of dick.

Your mom is a glob gobbler or you know she a glob gobbler on god.

by mavbot01 March 7, 2023

glibbity glob

a type of thick, slimey, sticky substance which is often green and has a strong smell of fish (specifically salmon)

Bob: EW, what is that!? It's all over my shoes!
John: Oh! That's glibbity glob.

by glibbitygloblover February 20, 2023

GLOB

Unattractive colleague that's employed as a Starbucks barista.

"Oi look at that glob making that frothy macciato"

by GrannyT August 12, 2023

On glob

Copyrighted by Amazanta first used in 2022 by a young fella called Amazanta. It’s used to describe the agreement of something. And was not invented by the guy from adventure time. It is a very unwholesome word. Please use this at your will together the on glob clan will stay strong.

Ur looking fine today on glob
Looking hella ugly
U a shmake on glob
I pipe goats on glob
Who created on glob?

by Amazanta March 10, 2022

On Glob

Another way to say "on God" for good Christians.

"Yo bro, that broad's got a fatty!"
"On glob bro."

by Destroyernater March 14, 2023

getting his glob on

A homosexual man sucking another mans penis

Yeah old mate was getting his glob on with that truck driver in the disabled toilets

by Gooba13 May 21, 2023