Fuzzy Wanket

The act of using a cozy, fuzzy blanket is used to ejaculate when masturbating or receiving a hand-job with a fuzzy blanket.

In other words, when a fuzzy blanket is placed between the hand and penis while jerking off, you just had a fuzzy wanket.

It looks like I don't have a date tonight, so I guess I'll just enjoy a good ol' fuzzy wanket.

by Charlie's Friend August 30, 2012

fuzzy zoeller

hairy{a non groomed}vagina

Judy's swim suit wasn't large enough to cover her fuzzy zoeller.

by Mike Mc November 25, 2004

fuzzymeds

Mind altering drugs, legal or otherwise, that make the world a little "fuzzy."

Coined by CoffinJoe on SpikedTeaRadio.

CoffinJoe takes his fuzzymeds (Clonapam) when he DJ's his Fuzzymeds Show.

by IFlyGTi November 10, 2008

A Fuzzy Musket

1. The act of putting your balls over someone elses eyes
and farting in their mouth.

Last night, Johnny gave Adam a fuzzy musket!

by Shawn V November 1, 2006

fuzzy

US Army private E-1.

Fuzzy, point that muzzle up and down range.

by SGT. K October 7, 2007

fuzzy dice rule

When you have sex in your car, you're allowed to hang dice in the mirror

Troy earned his fuzzy dice already. It's the fuzzy dice rule

by Pooperstoopr August 30, 2017

fuzzy nuts

Also known as "the man in the corner office". Often refering to the highest ranking exec. or decision maker.

Let me go ask ol' fuzzy nuts if we can get off of work early.

by Nalga November 30, 2004