Furnaced

The point when you and your partner/s get soo hot from cuddling or spooning that you can no longer bare to cuddle or spoon them any longer.

Babe, I'm too furnaced. Can you move away now.

by ABartles May 14, 2021

Furface

People that dress up as animals in order to mock those that identify as otherkin

"I saw that trxll commiting furface the other day in order to make fun of me, I'm not comfortable with that"

by Feminist Steve March 9, 2022

Furnace

Something that is in most homes and provides heat for your location.

Friend1: I'm cold
Friend2: Ill turn on the furnace.
Friend1: Thanks now I'm warm.

by MastersN January 17, 2023

Furnace man

A 4th class or otherwise entry level power engineer/stationary engineer or boiler fireman, especially ones that do janitorial/housekeeping duties such as mopping floors as well as boiler maintenance, this term is largely considered outdated.

Mommy I don’t want to go to school! The furnace man is always hiding in the Girls bathroom!

by Hell’s Bells 1980 April 2, 2023

Furnace Inferno 10 000

A great automatical stove in game Minecraft made by no other than Alexey Kuzmichev, a russian engineer whose abilities are beyond those of an average player. Is widely discussed in Russian Redstone Club community.

I wonder when will Alexey release a new version of Furnace Inferno 10 000?

I don't

by Mace_Windows October 24, 2023

Furnace

The ultimate grind set vortex, once you start feeding it, there's no way out. Whether it's chasing clout, overworking, or spiralling into bad decisions, the furnaces takes and never gives back.

The black hole of obsession, whether it's a hyper fixation, a situationship, or a game you refuse to log off from. You don't control the it; the it controls you.

"She's deep in the furnace trynna hit 10K followers, someone tell her to touch grass."

"He said ‘just one more round’ five hours ago — bro’s fully sacrificed himself to the furnace 🔥💀"

"I told myself I’d quit caffeine, but then Starbucks dropped a new flavor… back into the furnace I go"

by Pxl Dev February 25, 2025

My furnace is smoking

Used in place of the honest excuse "I don't want to do that with you" - typically due to hangover.

"Dude, I can't go skiing with you because my furnace is smoking"

by NotMetero February 11, 2014