fuzzymeds

Mind altering drugs, legal or otherwise, that make the world a little "fuzzy."

Coined by CoffinJoe on SpikedTeaRadio.

CoffinJoe takes his fuzzymeds (Clonapam) when he DJ's his Fuzzymeds Show.

by IFlyGTi November 10, 2008

A Fuzzy Musket

1. The act of putting your balls over someone elses eyes
and farting in their mouth.

Last night, Johnny gave Adam a fuzzy musket!

by Shawn V November 1, 2006

fuzzy

US Army private E-1.

Fuzzy, point that muzzle up and down range.

by SGT. K October 7, 2007

fuzzy dice rule

When you have sex in your car, you're allowed to hang dice in the mirror

Troy earned his fuzzy dice already. It's the fuzzy dice rule

by Pooperstoopr August 30, 2017

fuzzy nuts

Also known as "the man in the corner office". Often refering to the highest ranking exec. or decision maker.

Let me go ask ol' fuzzy nuts if we can get off of work early.

by Nalga November 30, 2004

fuzzy hands

Pertains to a human or animal with extremities located at the end their arms which have a frizzy, fluffy, or frayed texture and appearance.

Monkey: Why are you so interested in my fuzzy hands??

by Monkey.Boy July 31, 2011

Fuzzy Tractor

when you are having gay sex with or on top of a big, hairy naked man, and as you climax, you donkey punch him REALLY hard...and then while you are still inside him, you ride his unconscious body down a ski slope, or the closest flight of stairs.

DUDE, when you fuzzy tractor'd your boyfriend yesterday, he went out the door! is he okay??

by herkaderka February 23, 2011