Funky

1. cool, stylish
2. stinky, smells badly

1. E.g.1:

A:" Hey bro, check out Nick’s new haircut."

B:" Wow, that haircut is (damn) funky, man! Way better than the last one."

A:" Yeah. Cool as hell."

E.g.2:

A:" Yo, this music bar really got a funky vibe, right?"

B:"Yep. The music the light, and the whole shebang."

A:" I mean even the bartender's got a funky style. This definitely gonna be a full-on night."

2. A:"Ew, what's that stinky smell?"

B:"Oops, it must be Nick’s funky running shoes over there."

A:"He should wash them right away. I can smell it from a thousand miles away!"

by cs207iii September 2, 2025

funky!!!!!

If you don't know what it means die in a hole

That is some pretty FUNKY!!!!! cheese.

by Mr Neo Anderson November 20, 2017

Funky Kong

The scuba-diving, surfboard-wielding, incomprehensibly funky ape who is so radical he destroys the ozone layer with his very existence.

He also plays well in MarioKart Wii as the fastest heavyweight character, so he's used in time trial runs a lot.

Friend: What's so great about Funky Kong, anyway?
Me, an intellectual: ULALALALALAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

by Funky Kong "ULALALALALAYYYYYY" February 14, 2020

Funky Cock Hoe

A scandalous bitch that will fuck anyone or anythang to get sprung so she can live off child support from tha baby daddy.

"Can't let these funky cock hoes destroy me" - Tupac

"Yes these funky cock hoes flock all on tha jock" - B.G. Knocc Out

by tharealK July 31, 2013

funky bat

An upside-down, dizzy goofball.

"That dude just tried to walk up the down escalator while singing "Surfin' Bird!" He's a real funky bat!"

by Percysledge June 19, 2012

funky zero

A stank hoe.

Bitch, you ain't nothin' but a funky zero.

by anon lastname January 31, 2018

Funky spiderman

Hanging yourself while having a wank

Did you hear about Dave? His mum walked in on him hanging dead with his dick out. Must’ve tried the funky spiderman.

by Razzledazz69 May 19, 2019