Funeral For Two

Wedding

Kenny: Are you going to Daniel's wedding?
Alex: You mean the funeral for two?

by ACampbell September 27, 2008

funeral potatoes

A casserole consisting of shredded cheese onions frozen potatoes and other ingredients .Served at lunches after funerals and holidays.

My mom used to make the best funeral potatoes, The relief society had her number on speed dial

by lcthatch November 7, 2014

reagan funeral

A huge waste of American money where big headed dead republican Ronald reagan's 200 pound body was brought from California to DC for three days, they had a corny Christian funeral (where many had a chance to shoot George W. Bush) then brought back to CA where they did the same thing and then he was buried and sent to hell.

My mother was watching the Reagan funeral all week and I missed South Park!

by Ozone June 15, 2004

funeral

A ceremony (often religious) commemorating the life of a deceased person. Usually includes a memorial service and a eulogy. Some say they are pointless because the person is dead and doesn't know the difference, but it's important for those left behind to say a final goodbye. Generally a funeral is followed by a burial. Funerals often are extremely sad depending on well one knew the deceased and if the person died young and/or suddenly.

This morning I went to a funeral for this kids dad. It was very sad.

by Matt0912 August 20, 2009

funeral for a friend

The best rock music to come out of the uk for a little while,and sikth are a pile of cunt, oh yeah ffaf isnt just listened to by grubby little goths and posers its listened to by cool dude semi pro skaters such as me!

bullet theory,one badass song

by james,Barnet March 25, 2004

funeral for a friend

an amazing band with some great lyrics that kick so much ass its unbeleiveable! anyone who has never heard one of their songs has not yet lived!
Not loved just loved by "emo kids," my cat also like them!
FFaf are one of the greastest bands to see live! they rocked at reading this year!
matt davies, lead singer is all so fine

matt davies from ffaf is loverly

by Holly November 2, 2004

funeral home

A extremely stuffy house that smells like old and dead people. YOu hve to pay to be looked at there in a coffin. Normally it is not lighted very well, and there are many creepy men in tuxedo's walking around like they are so very sad. It is the place where they keep dead bodies and clean them up. Normally it is carpeted and silent, only to be disturbed by the frequent nose blowing on the scented tissues placed all around.

A creepy place...

"DUDE! There is a funeral home across the street! I can smell it from here!"

by wefredlinkin July 1, 2008