Fucktardian Cunt Waffle

When somebody who does somthing unimaginably fuck tarded.

“I can’t belive you recked my truck you Fucktardian Cunt Waffle” or

“You are a fucktardian cunt waffle”

by Creative cuss words- R - us August 18, 2018

Fucktory

A factory where everybody hates his job.

I can't drink tonight - tomorrow I have to go to my stupid work in that fucking fucktory..

by Sancho Pansa April 26, 2015

Urban Fucktards

The people who put definitions on Urban Dictionary that are a total wast of time, like how "Ryan is the most sexy guy on earth" or nasty sex acts that involve feces. Usually people who shouldn't have access to a computer anyway and are ruining UB for many people.

Did you see that UB definitions that was the same chick's name six or seven times and it was only about what a ho she was?

Yeah, I reject all that crap from the Urban Fucktards. Maybe Urban Dictionary will find a way to filter some of those illiterate asswipes out and leave UB to the rest of us.

by Silverlock March 29, 2009

Fucktardistan

1. A country so backward and so full of fucktards that military intervention, humanitarian aid and infrastructure repair can't even help it's citizens pull their heads out of their asses.

My buddy's National Guard unit just shipped out for Fucktardistan. I only hope he doesn't get taken out by an I.F.D.(Improvised Fucktard Device)!

by weinerblizzard July 21, 2009

Fuktarded Assholian

A fucking retarded assholian

"Gavin! you're such a fuktarded assholian."

by Your Mom August 5, 2003

Fukktard

someone who is a complete moron, or metal midget

AcrosstheGreatDivide is a total Fukktard, he wears chaps and has two left feet.

by MDpenoc June 8, 2004

fucktardedness

Noun. A word describing an individual so stupid, so willing to disregard tenets of common sense, so oblivious to everything about everything, that if you spend too much time around him, your brains will come out of your nose and you yourself will become a fucktard.

Fucktard: (in line at airport security) "Hey, I've got a joke. How many explosive-wielding terrorists does it take to blow up an airpl-"

*He is interrupted as security guards apprehend him and take turns violating him in the ass with a nightstick.*

Guard: "I've worked here for twenty years, and that was still the biggest example of fucktardedness I have ever seen."

by RepelHistory July 24, 2008