fuckled

A cross between being buckled (see definition) and fucked up. Usually from smoking massive amounts of weed. This is when you fall over in front of the flower pot while trying to walk out the front door.
damn, I was so fuckled I tripped over that huge bush in the driveway... what do you mean I'm not in the driveway?
by deadbear July 11, 2008
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fuckle

(verb) 1. to cuddle naked; 2. to spoon sexually

***combination of the words 'fuck' and 'cuddle'
by ..rawwwrrr.. O.o April 27, 2011
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fuckle

1. a person being an ass
2. a fucking buckle

1. God Sarah! You're being suck a fuckle!
2. I'm so fat! My fuckle on my belt won't close!
by Fricker Flicker March 17, 2009
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fuckle

When you can't help laughing at a funny meme, post, or article on a topic that absolutely infuriates you. Combination of fury and chuckle.
Did you see Wonkette 's latest on Trump's assholery? I fuckled so hard I spat.
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Fuckle

(1)To have sexual intercourse while you fondel your partner. It is the mix of both.

(2)Also used as an insult.
(1)Tony fuckled his girlfriend.
Tony's girlfriend doesn't want to fuckle.

(2)Go fuckle yourself.
I fuckled your mother.
by Anthony F. DeRose II May 26, 2006
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Fuckle

i. A generic noun that can be used in any situation to describe anything or anyone. It can also be used as an adjective such as fuckleing. Or a verb, such as I would fuckle that.
ii. The small post connecting a globe to a globe stand.
"Fuckle fuckle fuckle took my fuckleing fuckle fuckle. FUCK!"

"Hey, did you see Heather today?"
"Yeah, she was really hot, my dick got as hard as a fuckle, and almost as long!"
Awkward silence ensues.
by Pinguino November 03, 2012
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Fuckle

The word you use when you want to be taken seriously but at the same time not really
Person 1- So what did you say yesterday?
Person 2-Nothing, forget about it
Person 1-WHAT THE FUCKLE DID YOU SAY
by EY0 December 15, 2016
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