Ball-fuck

Tearing open someone's balls and stuffing your cock inside and directing it through the other's cock so you can wear it like a hoodie for your woodie

bro 1: down to ball-fuck?

bro 2: yeah, but your sack is the open one

by potatoewithnoeye July 16, 2025

Weston Holy Fuck Ball

Hinsdale Central kid who will make u say holy fuck in bed, kid gives best hickeys and works wonders with his hands, d game is solid too.

Friend 1: Holy fuck I just spent a night with Weston Holy Fuck Ball

Friend 2: Holy fuck I bet it was insane

by shots2299 March 24, 2020

Fuck it we ball

When you do not care anymore and you are willing to give anything a shot. The situation could be caused by any reason, but commonly, it is a negative one, usually making your life in misery.

John: "You wanna do this very stupid thing?"
Adam: "My life is absolute hell and I want to kill myself. But you know what? Fuck it we ball."

by mclogicmaster69 March 13, 2024

fuck it we ball

sounds like masturbating, but you would be surprised

Someone: fuck it we ball
Someone as well: *you* ball

by nzeu October 29, 2023

fuck balls

its kind of like saying "Fuck!" but cooler...

oh fuck balls It seems I've inadvertently let slip my writing implement!

by ExistentialEggs December 15, 2023

Eye Fucking Balls

What Marine Corps drill instructors say to get the recruits attention at boot camp.

*All hell breaking loose in the squadbay*
Drill instructor: 10…9…8…5…2…1!
Recruits: DONE SIR!
Drill instructor: Hey, Eye Fucking Balls! That little bitch didn’t touch the bulkhead! Run!
Recruits: AYE SIR!

by Messy Garden November 4, 2023

Monkey fucking a bowling ball

A manufactured problem, one that is easy to solve but not convient to the person responsible for manufacturing it. Normally it's a self solving problem, often created by management level decision makers, and would potentially negatively affect the person being asked for help in solving the problem. Artificial urgency is often imparted bu the bowling ball owner, along with the inability to self rescue & lack of understanding about the basic problem and their part in it.

A monkey would be done enjoying the bowling ball in time, without need or risk to the person trying to stop the monkey. It may attack, bite or otherwise retaliate if interrupted, but by waiting it will simply go away.

Mammals don't respond well to coitus interruptus, a bowling ball can be washed later with no risk to the person being asked for help.

A couple saw a cute bear in the park and stopped to feed it. The bear decided to finish eating their picnic basket, in the back seat. In a hurry to leave called the park rangers "Just wait a while, the bear will finish up and leave' the ranger suggested, and turning to their coworker says 'monkey fucking a bowling ball'

by anonymous November 15, 2025