froggingcal

ATTRACTIVE HUMAN IS OBSESSED WITH MANY THINGS INCLUDING WATERPARKS, CATS, FNAF, AND MORE. THEY HAVE AWSTEN KNIGHT HAIR IS CONSIDERED THE SWAGGIEST PERSON EVER.

WHEN NOT ON INSTAGRAM, YOU CAN FIND THEM CRYING OVER HIGH DEFINITION AT 4 AM WHILE LOOKING AT HOT EMO BOYS!

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“did you see the attractive froggingcal today?”

“omg totally, i heard they use Love Always Wins from Bath and Body Works.”

“i wanna be them 😩”

by URMOMISAMAZINGNNRKRKE July 6, 2021

Frogging

1. intr.v, The act of defecating in a western toilet in a non-traditional, squatting manner, by first removing all clothing from the waist down, including shoes, and planting one's bare feet on the toilet seat. The person squats in a position reminiscent of a frog, and shits.

Frogging is healthier than sitting on the toilet seat, as it reduces unnatural stress on the sphincter.

Frogging is the new shitting.

I frog every time I have to shit, it's so much better for you, you should try it.

Marshall! Are you in there!? You better not be frogging my mom's toilet, you son of a bitch!

by FattMels September 22, 2011

frogan

This word generally applies to a grogan laid in snow or icy weater, upon where it freezes, resulting in the aptly named "frogan".

My grogan became a frogan before it hit the bowl as someone left the igloo door open.

by Boon January 6, 2004

Frogification

The process of tadpoles becoming frogs.

...and this tadpole started its frogification, and before long, it was a fully grown green tree frog.

by babyzie May 25, 2010

frogging ash pole

A hilariously bad re-dubbed piece of dialogue used in place of "fucking asshole" in the summer 1998 film "There's Something About Mary" when lovesick Ted (played by Ben Stiller) confronts stalkers Healy (Matt Dillon), a former private eye hired by Ted to find her who subsequently also falls for Mary and Tucker (Lee Evans), a friend of Mary's pretending to be someone other than his pizza delivery job really is.

Healy: You're calling <i>me</i> a stalker?

Ted: (waving bottle) You're a frogging ash pole.

by Urban Squirrel March 8, 2013

Deep Frogging

The croaking sound that someone makes when going from ass to mouth

Man dat girl made some crazy deep frogging sound when we went ass-to-mouth

croaking ass to mouth frog

by that one gay that says stupid January 7, 2011

frog in a unicorn ski jacket

An uncoftorble sex position involving toads

"Last night me and my boy friend did the frog in a unicorn ski jacket it was horrible "

by "iron" man September 6, 2016