frogstory

A made up story that exists for the sole purpose of lying, not for tomfoolery, but simply out of the desire to lie.

Friend A: "Ayo, did you know that researchers found a new kind of frog yesterday?" (lie)
Friend B: "Oh cool, anyway."
Friend A to himself: "He doesn't know it's a Frogstory lol"

by PinguinKeks December 30, 2022

frogster

frogster is referred to as someone who has high intelligence linked to the high hops frogs can do.

"I got frogster to help with my homework the other day, I am definitely going to pass."

by Happyjoy63 February 19, 2023

Crikits Frogs

when somebody says a joke that is not funny. used to substitute crikit noises

LAMAR-yo mamma so fat shes over weight.

PAUL-CRIKITS FROGS!!

by MR. 99 go dumness December 2, 2007

Kicking Frogs

To drink to the point where it would make sense to kick a (or several) real or imaginary frog(s); drinking heavily and doing things that you would never think about doing sober.

Tonight we are kicking frogs downtown, we'll probably end up doing snow angels in the bushes again. I hope the security guard is as cool as he was last week.

by The McCool March 26, 2009

frogs

(UK slang)
the French

damn frogs

by nate rix June 11, 2003

frogs on a zeppelin

Similar to "Snakes on a Plane" only not as life threatening

"Oh dear I'm late for work....frogs on a Zeppelin"

As oppose to:

"I just shot my foot off....Snakes on a muthafuckin Plane"

by Leo Slayer August 22, 2006

frogs

1. A vulgar term used to describe the french

2. a term often shouted in schools in southwestern ontario between people of french descent.

1. "Those fucking frogs"

2. "HEY SERRE!!!! FROGS!"

by Daniel J. Renaud April 30, 2004