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freedom fries

'Patriotic' Americans showing just how stupid they are, since french fries are not named after the French but refer to how the potatoes are cut up (frenched) and are actually thought to have originated in Belgium.
Franch sucks! Let's rename french fries FREEDOM FRIES! That'll show them dumb Frenchies how superior the USA is to them, even though by doing this we are showing how bad our education system is! Yah!
by Tard July 29, 2003
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waffle fries

A mound of unusual looking potatoes that are never salted enough that we love to chew on and tell Chik-Ployees to give us for free around the texarkana area, sometimes demanded with a chicken sandwich.
Give me a chicken sandwich and some waffle fries... for FREE! NOW!!! Stop looking at the floor and get me my sammich!!!
by DJ Static November 28, 2007
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Freedom Fries

What you call French fries when you want to be really patriotic (read: moronic).
by ~souba~ December 28, 2005
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Ass Fissure

When you have such a large dry shit that it literally tears your ass so that there is blood on the TP when you wipe
I ate the whole bucket of popcorn at the movie theater - if I don't have a an ass fissure it will be a miracle.
by Merkin March 6, 2007
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frasshole

A simple combination of "frat-boy" and "asshole."

To be fair, not every boy who belongs to a fraternity is an asshole. However, we all know plenty of fratties who are.
Sigma Chi is full of frassholes.
by notafrasshole February 8, 2008
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chicken fries

The greatest invention known to man besides Bill Gates. Its conveinient sauce holder is the second greatest invention known to man. They are finger lickin' good.
Arab guy in Burger King: I want a refund for these chicken fries!

Cashier: Why sir?

Arab guy in Burger King: They as hard as baseball bat.
by Jesus Chaves June 30, 2006
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ass fries

The order of french fries consisting of the remains of a once proud batch. This order has the short, burned, crisped-solid, or fingernail like french fries. Fast food workers often try to compensate for ass fries by sheer volume of fries. May lead to depression or recipient becoming punchy.
Ricky's cheerful attitude took a turn for the worse after seeing a box of ass fries next to his cheeseburger.
by Pac_Eddy May 1, 2009
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