Frenchman's fishingnet

When one's arse crack hair is so dense that it forms a net which catches turds on their escape from the anus.

Damn! Time I shaved my arse crack again. My frenchman's fishingnet has managed a massive haul this morning!

by Roberto flange January 27, 2015

Frenching

When a man with a bulbous penis head retracts from inside a female vagina causing the uterus to prolapse.

Person 1: Is Charlie coming to the party tonight?
Person 2: Nah she got a good frenching and is out of action.
Person 1: Well shit.
Person 2: Schnappi.

by ThereIsMoreThanMeetsThe Eye June 6, 2018

dirty frenchman

When a guy doesn't shave for a couple of days, and there is stubbel growth (5 o'clock shadow)

Dude 1: Hey Tim you didn't shave today?

Dude 2: Na. just feeling like a dirty frenchman.

by t-rex234 November 12, 2010

frenchman

Frog

by Ricky June 20, 2003

Frenchtown

A small town outside of Missoula, MT. Small town in the sense there are more bars than there are churches. People include mostly hicks, but there is a part with tons of douchbags. The douchebags mostly include the emos, druggies, and overall dumbasses. Crazy parties happen here, which makes it's nickname Zootown. In the long run, a very nice place.

Frenchtown is so fucking awesome.

by snarky56 June 22, 2009

bald frenchman

When you shave a spot on a girls head and bust a nut on the spot. Works most effectively when engaged in doggy style fucking..

She heard the sound of the clipper and when she touched her head, she felt a sticky bald frenchman.

by Zinedine Yazid Zidane February 2, 2008

felchmongler

A gay guy who sucks his come out of his boyfriends ass

that damn felchmongler be beatin dat ass up all tha time.

by erin November 20, 2003